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Old Apr 25, 2005, 15:53   #1
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Никогда, никогда не забуду свою первую любовь - 2

— Отдайте мне мои деньги, — шепелявил он, — я совсем бедный! Я год не был в бане. Я старый. Меня девушки не любят.

— Обратитесь во Всемирную лигу сексуальных реформ, — сказал Бендер. — Может быть, там помогут.

— А за что вас любить? Таких, как вы, девушки не любят. Они любят молодых, длинноногих, политически грамотных. А вы скоро умрете. И никто не напишет про вас в газете: «Еще один сгорел на работе». И на могиле не будет сидеть прекрасная вдова с персидскими глазами. И заплаканные дети не будут спрашивать: "Папа, папа, слышишь ли ты нас? "
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Old Apr 25, 2005, 16:48   #2
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Ну и? О чём собственно размышлять?
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Old Apr 25, 2005, 16:59   #3
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О первой любви, наверное (умная мордочка, потрудившаяся прочитать тайтл топика).
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Old Apr 25, 2005, 17:15   #4
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Taking subway to work - $2
Morning cup of coffee - $.25
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Old Apr 25, 2005, 17:32   #5
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Taking subway to work - $2
Morning cup of coffee - $.25
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Taking subway - ~$.1
Morning cup of coffe - $.4-.6

Where is the darn justice? I want american coffe for $.25, and 'ur the guys who live in a wealty country
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Old Apr 25, 2005, 17:41   #6
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Taking subway - ~$.1
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Where is the darn justice? I want american coffe for $.25, and 'ur the guys who live in a wealty country
we buy in bulk
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Old Apr 25, 2005, 19:13   #7
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оппа, провокатор всех времен и народов появился )
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Old Apr 26, 2005, 05:18   #8
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Taking subway - ~$.1
Morning cup of coffe - $.4-.6

Where is the darn justice? I want american coffe for $.25, and 'ur the guys who live in a wealty country
Me.

Taking walk to politex/work - free
Morning cup of coffee - free

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Old Apr 26, 2005, 06:55   #10
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оппа, провокатор всех времен и народов появился )
За провокатора можно осчастливить топик тредом "За что мы не любим nm"
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Old Apr 26, 2005, 07:03   #11
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Но мы же любим НМ?
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Old Apr 26, 2005, 07:18   #12
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Но мы же любим НМ?
"Имеют место быть" несколько версий
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О первой любви, наверное (умная мордочка, потрудившаяся прочитать тайтл топика).
где скачать такую книжку (острословная мордочка)
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