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Old Aug 21, 2002, 21:00   #1
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Old Aug 22, 2002, 02:23   #2
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Есть анекдот

- Опишите идеальную женщину.
- Полтора метра ростом и с плоской головой.
- ???
- Чтобы кружку с пивом было куда поставить.
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А теперь представте на что похожи мозги того мужчины, для кого ЭТО является идеальной женщиной!
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А теперь представте на что похожи мозги того мужчины, для кого ЭТО является идеальной женщиной!
Leila, ne prinimaj eto blizko k serdcu eto prosto shutka
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Old Aug 22, 2002, 15:00   #5
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Leila, ne prinimaj eto blizko k serdcu eto prosto shutka [/QB][/quote]
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a kak priyatno bilo bi katatsya na takoi
Osobenno derjatsya bez uzdechki
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да, я ей не подхожу по комплекции - не идеальный мужик!
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Anecdot po teme.
- В чём pазница между женщиной и идеалом?
- Женщина идеалом никогда не станет, а идеал женщиной - запpосто...
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