Airlines Companies

[Red Stone]

Hi!

I had a reasonable colletion of parodies to siglas of airlines companies. But I don't know where I've put the stuff so currently I am with the only ones I remember:

TAP (Portuguese Airlines) - Take Another Plane
SABENA (Belgian Airlines) - Such A Bad Experience Never Again
SAS (Scandinavian Airlines System) - Sex After Service

Can you help me to get some more, please?

Thanks!

[Moonlight]

i'd like to cure on alitalia, but couldn't make up smth, help?:)))) they're known in not having any flight/service on time.

[acid]

Sabena was really bad...