alice
Jan 9, 2008, 08:09
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
If you find your friend on the sofa at home with your wife, you had better sell the sofa.
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
If women were really good, God would be married.
Love is like butter -- it's good with bread.
A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end--and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka.
If I am a gentleman and you are a gentleman, who will milk the cow?
You cannot write down a meaningful silence.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Always tell the truth in the form of a joke.
When you reach the top, keep climbing.
He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.
If you find your friend on the sofa at home with your wife, you had better sell the sofa.
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
If women were really good, God would be married.
Love is like butter -- it's good with bread.
A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end--and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka.
If I am a gentleman and you are a gentleman, who will milk the cow?
You cannot write down a meaningful silence.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Always tell the truth in the form of a joke.
When you reach the top, keep climbing.
He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.