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View Poll Results: Skol'ko mozhno vipit' za ruljom?
Ni kapli!!! 19 70.37%
Mozhno 50gram ili butilochku piva 5 18.52%
A mozhno i 100gram ili 2 butilochki pivka 3 11.11%
Poka mogu stojat' na nogax! 0 0%
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Old May 19, 2005, 07:22  
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Alcohol za ruljom

Pjote li vy za ruljom?
Lichno ja inogda upotreblja nemnogo(do litra piva) posle chego spokojno edu, dazhe bolee ostorozhnej chtob ne daj bog GAI ne ostanovil.
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Old May 25, 2005, 11:23   #16
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Gates jan, harcy voch te GAI ic vaxenaln e, ayl en, vor nuynisk mi qich xmats jamanak zgonutyuny zgalioren tulanum e.
Asum em, bzhshkner@ apacucel en vor 0.5 promiljan chi azdum
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Po-moemu, aveli lav e skzbunqoren chxmel xekin, te che pordzanqy mi angam e galis
Pordzanq@ galisa envaxt vor iran ches spasum Es 8 tarva meg 2 angam em avton xpel(tetev) u erevi mi 5-7 angam mazov em prcel, u et sax lriv stap vi&akum

I eshjo proveli isledovanija i dokazali chto u voditelja govorjashemu po mobilniku reakcia ooochen' poloxaja dazhe xuzhe xhem u sredne vypivshego cheloveka.
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Old May 25, 2005, 11:25   #17
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Asum em, bzhshkner@ apacucel en vor 0.5 promiljan chi azdum.
isk inchqan piti zmel vor 0.5 promili lini aryan mej???
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Old May 25, 2005, 11:52   #18
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Tochno skazat' ne vozmozhno, esli ne oshibajus' +-50gramm vodochki, nu zavisit ot kolichestva krovi
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Old May 25, 2005, 17:28   #19
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не знаю сколько промиль составляет 1 бутылка пива, но в US кажется столько можно (в течение часа)
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Old May 25, 2005, 17:40   #20
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Blood alcohol content (BAC) is the percentage of alcohol in your blood and is usually determined by a chemical test of breath, blood or urine. A BAC of more than .05 percent is legal evidence that you are impaired, and a BAC of .08 percent or higher is evidence of intoxication.
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Old May 31, 2005, 11:13   #21
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Водитель! помни: садясь за руль в трезвом виде, ты нагло залезаешь в карман инспектора ГАИ
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Pyanny voditel' - PRESTUPNIK !!!
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Я лично за руле, не пью, но теоретически можно. Помню в штатах, когда здавал экзамен было что-то типа того, что можно 2 унции водки, либо бутылку пиво, либо 2 коктейля, два стакана вина и что-то в этом роде. Всё приводилось на среднего мужчину/женюину (т.е. кол-во крови).
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Я лично не вожу, но уверен что бутылка пива подействует хотя шут чем харбум, бахц мек а аздум а.
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koterogicheski!!! kokda za rulem - ne pyu!!!
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Нельзя ни в коем случае! Ни 50, ни 30 ни 0.00000000005!
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Ни капли, от греха по дальше. Бутылка пива пьяным вас не сделает, а вот затормозить реакцию, очень даже может.
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Ни капли, от греха по дальше. Бутылка пива пьяным вас не сделает, а вот затормозить реакцию, очень даже может.
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Ни капли, от греха по дальше. Бутылка пива пьяным вас не сделает, а вот затормозить реакцию, очень даже может.
Ne znaju ne znaju, ne zamechal. Vse moi avarii i avarijnie situacii proisxodili imenno v absolutno trezvom sostojanii.
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