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Old May 12, 2006, 10:28  
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Nichyo tak paradaval

Fchira naxadyas' fpolnom atchayanii, buduchi abezsilen i maral'na ugnetyon ya prigatovil pel'meni nipadetskie v kol-ve 50sht.
- giroi !!! (vasklikneti vy)
- nu daa.., est' takoe.. (skromna, patupif fzor atvechu ya)
Prashu atmetit' chta nichego-nikakix gatofyx praduktav ne ispol'zoval - fsyo sam - daje testo. Kstati utachnenie - mesit' testo eta siksual'na i kantseptual'na. Esli by u menya byli sis'ki to ani by dfigalis' ftakt i zavarajivali by fdvijenii. Karochi (c)copy right u minya na eto kontseptual'noe atkrytie i novy zvuk v atechestvennoi pornoindustrii. Kstati mojna kleit' kabelei etim vot metodom, etakaya zavualirovannaya irotika. Priglashaesh tipa "daragoi ya tebe seichas pirashkof ispeku" a sama davai ego raskruchivat' na rasfrat. Birite na zametku, platite den'gi i ispol'zuite sei kantseptual'ny metod.
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Old May 15, 2006, 10:06   #61
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Аватаров тухт у гирь карас анес?
- menak tsifravo u GIF formatum (sharjvox), Kptsnumem Mail-i vra u fsyo.
Tsutsakum unem naev finansakan, aroxtjakan, hin haikakan ev jamanakakits gir gaxaparner.
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Old May 15, 2006, 10:09   #62
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Re: Nichyo tak paradaval

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- menak tsifravo u GIF formatum (sharjvox), Kptsnumem Mail-i vra u fsyo.
Tsutsakum unem naev finansakan, aroxtjakan, hin haikakan ev jamanakakits gir gaxaparner.

Страшный вы человек, Новосельцев! (ц)
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Re: Nichyo tak paradaval

иск "чаката гир" гахапари хет вонцес, ахпер?
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Страшный вы человек, Новосельцев! (ц)
Секретное оружие РА
А ты думала почему мы его на Мальту отправили?
Легенда про сборкой апельсинов - для отвода глаз
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Old May 15, 2006, 10:15   #65
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Re: Nichyo tak paradaval

miain kentanineri momentov
unem orinak "tur te ktas shan tjakatin" paraga
bavakanin efektiv ev anvtjar tzarayutyuna ))
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Легенда про сборкой апельсинов - для отвода глаз
ya proshu moderatorov steret' etot post po stat'e gosudarstvennaya izmena
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Секретное оружие РА
А ты думала почему мы его на Мальту отправили?
Легенда про сборкой апельсинов - для отвода глаз


Нуууууууу, это было ясно с самого начала....
Байц ари у тес шт втангаворь еревуйта. Я его уже боюсь.
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esli post ne budet styort, to moderatory toje ponesut otvetstvennost v vide lisheniy, goloda i epidemii chumy.
Trupy budut sojjeny, a prax razveyan
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Достойным сыновьям и дочерям нашей страны бояться нечего
А вот враги пусть трепещут
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Я его уже боюсь
poboisya boga
sledui moim predpisaniyam
ne dalee chem cherez mesyats, kogda luna eschyo budet naxoditsya v faze, pod pokrovom nochi vykradi Suro iz dvortsa. Kak dol'ko sdelaesh, to srazu doloji po forme, ya skaju chto delat' dal'she
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Давка,
прошу в качестве наказания утопить меня в карасе с вином.
Заранее благодарен
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Арт, горц чунес. Сказал же - порчу наводит виртуально.
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poboisya boga
sledui moim predpisaniyam
ne dalee chem cherez mesyats, kogda luna eschyo budet naxoditsya v faze, pod pokrovom nochi vykradi Suro iz dvortsa. Kak dol'ko sdelaesh, to srazu doloji po forme, ya skaju chto delat' dal'she

Не далее чем через месяц "выкрадывать из дворца" меня будет он вообще-то... ) Ты че-то путаешь
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Не далее чем через месяц "выкрадывать из дворца" меня будет он вообще-то... ) Ты че-то путаешь
nichyo ya ne putayu
Eto ty ego doljna vykrast' !!! Dover'sya mne - tak nado
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Уточнение:
Вино желательно сухое красное
Для подбора параметров караса привожу свой рост - 192 см
В качестве источника дополнительной информации вышлю анимированный гиф
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