Armenians

Dystopia · Apr 18, 2006, 20:20

Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you, Father. We have some Armenians here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're
dancing in circles around the pearly gates, they are using my horn as a duduk, they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Khorovats, there
is tomato sauce, onions and sumac all over their robes, there are watermelon seeds all over the place, and some of them are walking around
without their wings and wearing just sleeveless undershirts, others are refusing to play their harps and sit around playing Tavloo (backgammon) all day."
The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil."

Gabriel called and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Gabriel, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back . What can I
do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I
need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "Ok, I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on." This time, the Devil
was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darned Armenians have put out the fires
and are trying to install air conditioning!

Jane · Apr 18, 2006, 20:39

P.S. author?

Dystopia · Apr 18, 2006, 20:43

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Originally Posted by enaJ

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No idea!
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TasteMyLipstick · Apr 18, 2006, 22:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dystopia

Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you, Father. We have some Armenians here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're
dancing in circles around the pearly gates, they are using my horn as a duduk, they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Khorovats, there
is tomato sauce, onions and sumac all over their robes, there are watermelon seeds all over the place, and some of them are walking around
without their wings and wearing just sleeveless undershirts, others are refusing to play their harps and sit around playing Tavloo (backgammon) all day."
The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil."

Gabriel called and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Gabriel, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back . What can I
do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I
need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "Ok, I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on." This time, the Devil
was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darned Armenians have put out the fires
and are trying to install air conditioning!

Cool sis.

BagirkaN · Apr 19, 2006, 03:23

Shauri · Apr 19, 2006, 07:17

lol typical example of the national character

lightontheshore · Apr 19, 2006, 17:07

man, armenians are funny!

Red Stone · May 31, 2006, 23:03

Dystopia, that is a fake story!

I've never talked to that Gabriel!

Besides putting out the fire could never be tolerated in my kingdom.

How could I live with all the beautiful ladies here... dressed because they felt cold???

No way!

Dystopia · Jun 1, 2006, 10:24

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Originally Posted by Red Stone

Dystopia, that is a fake story!

I've never talked to that Gabriel!

Besides putting out the fire could never be tolerated in my kingdom.

How could I live with all the beautiful ladies here... dressed because they felt cold???

No way!

Mea culpa, Lucifer

aramx · Jun 1, 2006, 10:43

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Originally Posted by Dystopia

...they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Khorovats.......

ahahahahahahha

Apr 18, 2006, 20:20	#1
Dystopia sensual Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In a brick of ice Posts: 149 Rep Power: 3 Reputation: 10	Armenians Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you, Father. We have some Armenians here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're dancing in circles around the pearly gates, they are using my horn as a duduk, they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Khorovats, there is tomato sauce, onions and sumac all over their robes, there are watermelon seeds all over the place, and some of them are walking around without their wings and wearing just sleeveless undershirts, others are refusing to play their harps and sit around playing Tavloo (backgammon) all day." The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil." Gabriel called and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Gabriel, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back . What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "Ok, I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on." This time, the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darned Armenians have put out the fires and are trying to install air conditioning! __________________ Подари мне утопию

Apr 18, 2006, 20:39	#2
Jane Кашмарег... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: paradise on earth... Posts: 10,047 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 10 Reputation: 585	Re: Armenians P.S. author? __________________ **Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead. (c)**

Apr 19, 2006, 03:23	#5
BagirkaN Вредительница Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego, USA Posts: 4,151 Rep Power: 3 Reputation: 298	Re: Armenians

Apr 19, 2006, 07:17	#6
Shauri Cтихийное бедствие Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: В плену у безнадёжности Posts: 2,073 Rep Power: 4 Reputation: 25	Re: Armenians lol typical example of the national character __________________ Обнажённая, с сердцем разбитым, танцевала на каменных плитах. Развеваются длинные волосы, на запястьях - кровавые полосы... И только в пульсе моем бьется имя твое...

Apr 19, 2006, 17:07	#7
lightontheshore poor misguided fool Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Yerevan Posts: 605 Rep Power: 4 Reputation: 16	Re: Armenians man, armenians are funny! __________________ But you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight

May 31, 2006, 23:03	#8
Red Stone Provocative Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ilha dos Amores Posts: 1,370 Rep Power: 6 Reputation: 72	Re: Armenians Dystopia, that is a fake story! I've never talked to that Gabriel! Besides putting out the fire could never be tolerated in my kingdom. How could I live with all the beautiful ladies here... dressed because they felt cold??? No way! __________________ Red Stone J'ai besoin de toi, De tes mains sur moi, De ton corps doux et chaud, J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante

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