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Old 31.10.2004, 18:13   #1
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Four insurance companies are in competition. One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave." The second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb." Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm." The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the erection to the resurrection."
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Old 31.10.2004, 19:22   #2
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Old 31.10.2004, 21:09   #3
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Old 01.11.2004, 10:03   #4
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proceeding from consumer behaviour science, the last one should win - it denies the human mortality, and tehrefore, should be more appealing
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Old 01.11.2004, 21:26   #5
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Even knowing that an insurance company is that entity that insures wood against rust and the iron against worm-hole, I would like to know the name of the fourth one... You know, it could come handy...
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