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Old 18.06.2005, 02:26   #1
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Exclamation Not very nice for women...

Have you already noticed this?

- The later you arrive in the evening, the happier the dog is for seeing you.
- Your dog finds you funny when you are drunk.
- You may talk to your dog for hours without being interrupted.
- Your dog knows how to appreciate your cooking.
- Your dog already has a fur coat.
- Your dog doesn't criticize your way of driving.
- Your dog doesn't invite his mom to spending the weekend in your house.
- Your dog doesn't mutter when you don't notice his new hair-dressing.

What about women?
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Old 18.06.2005, 03:18   #2
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Can't argue with the truth, eh

Seriously though, I'd still prefer a woman over a dog any time Man, I hate dogs (joke!)
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Old 18.06.2005, 06:13   #3
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Well thanks alot RS , I will go and buy myself a leash tomorrow
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Old 18.06.2005, 11:10   #4
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but you can find dog's hair in all over the house! women are more careful.
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Old 18.06.2005, 14:52   #5
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Originally Posted by Sevana
Well thanks alot RS , I will go and buy myself a leash tomorrow
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Originally Posted by lightontheshore
but you can find dog's hair in all over the house! women are more careful.
Both brilliant!
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Old 18.06.2005, 15:29   #6
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It's really hard to understand why women love cats.
Cats are independent creatures, they don't listen to, don't come when they are being called, they like to gad about all the night and then come late at night, to be fed and loved.
And then they want to be left alone and sleep.
So, women like in cats all the things, they hate in men...
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Old 18.06.2005, 18:11   #7
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Xelgen, after the time elapsed, I think they lost the fairplay...
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