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Old 20.06.2005, 15:31   #1
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Talking Viagra is fantastic (this is not spam)

In a small town within the countryside, a man goes to the pharmacy and asks for Viagra.

The clerk hands him a box and the customer leaves without paying:
- It's just the time for making some shopping at the butcher just accross the street and I'll come to pay. OK?
- OK!

The chemist looks through the shop-window, watching the guy. This one enters the butcher:
- Two Cutlets, please. I'm going to the bakery and come back for paying. OK?

He takes the meat and goes to the bakery:
- Good morning! Could you give me two baguettes? I'll make a quick jump to the grocer and come back in a minute. OK?

The same procedure with the grocer. He comes out, enters his car and leaves.

In the meantime in the pharmacy, a new customer comes in and asks:
- I would like a box of Viagra. But first please give me your opinion. Does it really work?
- Listen my friend, it's absolutely guaranteed. Five minutes ago a customer came in, took it, and in these five minutes managed f*cking the grocer, the baker, the butcher, and myself!
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J'ai besoin de toi,
De tes mains sur moi,
De ton corps doux et chaud,
J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino

From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante
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Old 20.06.2005, 15:45   #2
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Old 20.06.2005, 17:13   #3
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hahaha!
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Old 21.06.2005, 05:17   #4
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Old 21.06.2005, 07:00   #5
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