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Old 28.06.2005, 02:25   #1
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Talking Betrayal

In a certain country, The President steps out onto the Presidential residence lawn in the dead of winter.

Right in front of him, on the lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, he is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells:

- Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-b*tch had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!

The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. The President hollers:

- Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!

The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits.

Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says:

- Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?

The President says:

- Oh hell, give me the bad news first.

The officer says:

- Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was the Vice-President's urine.

The President says:

- Oh my God, I feel so... so... betrayed! My own vice president! Damn... Well, what's the really bad news?

The officer replies:

- Well, it's your wife's handwriting.
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Old 28.06.2005, 14:34   #2
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RS, where do u find such funny anecdotes?
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Old 28.06.2005, 14:39   #3
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RS, where do u find such funny anecdotes?
Let's say that I have my sources, and from time to time in the mess that are my harddrives I find one that can be posted. Some give me some work as I must translate them, others it's just copy and paste...

I'm glad it made you laugh!

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Old 08.07.2005, 17:55   #4
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do you also sometimes remove those bearings from your hard drives?
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Old 09.07.2005, 14:01   #7
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do you also sometimes remove those bearings from your hard drives?
Of course not, my dear Hrach! Otherwise, friction would be too much... and pleasure... too short...
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