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Old 31.07.2005, 23:03   #1
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Talking Mathematical viewpoint...

Hi!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

represent

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26;

then:

(H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K)/100=(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11)/100 = 98%

and

(K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E)/100=(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5)/100 = 96%

But

(A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E)/100=(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5)/100 = 100%

And

(B+U+L+L+S+H+I+T)/100=(2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20)/100 = 103%

AND... look how far ass kissing will take you:

(A+S+S+K+I+S+S+I+N+G)/100=(1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)/100 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bull**** and ass kissing that will put you over the top!

Cheers!
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Old 31.07.2005, 23:10   #2
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I never liked math
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i wonder what it will be like if we do the same thing in armenian
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nice moral..
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smartass=110%.
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Are you pleased with redstone=100%?
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Are you pleased with redstone=100%?
Why did the Gods make me so perfect???
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Why did the Gods make me so perfect???
i thought u'r a god urself alter the perfection!:P
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