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Old 17.09.2005, 13:37   #1
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Talking Prayers for Men and Women

FEMALE PRAYER
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> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
>
> Amen.
>
> MALE PRAYER
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> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with great boobs
> who owns a liquor store
> and a bass boat.
> This doesn't rhyme and I don't care
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Old 17.09.2005, 14:32   #2
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Welcome back, my dear!

It looks like (thanks Gods!) there is no Amen in the male prayer! It couldn't be mine anyway...
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Old 17.09.2005, 16:18   #3
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Red Stone, thanks what would your personal prayer be then?
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Old 17.09.2005, 18:26   #4
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Originally Posted by PsilocybeLarvae
what would your personal prayer be then?
It never worked (with or without "Amen")but here it goes anyway:
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Make her love and need me as much as I do love and need her!
Cheers!
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Old 17.09.2005, 18:46   #5
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Make her love and need me as much as I do love and need her!
Awww, how sweet
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Old 22.09.2005, 02:58   #6
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The male prayer is adorable So simple and so relevant for the male population
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Old 22.09.2005, 11:49   #7
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liquor store would be enough...
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Old 22.09.2005, 12:02   #8
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You've given up drinking, haven't you?
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Old 22.09.2005, 12:12   #9
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it's just for a while... for a little while...
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Old 22.09.2005, 12:17   #10
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it's just for a while... for a little while...
Patience!
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Old 23.09.2005, 17:08   #11
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haaaah hah, I dont agree with maile's part, mine will pray for a Nice ,Strong, Clever
( One who thinks before he speaks,...), and so so on,
and what is important She must be able to do for me a strong cup of good tea
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