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Old 27.06.2006, 23:37   #1
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Once upon a time...
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George sees a funeral passing by the street, a very unusual funeral indeed:

At the head he saw a coffin. Some steps behind, another coffin. Another couple of steps a man, alone holding a collar that had at the other end a pitbull. Finally behind the man with the dog a long queue of men (no women visible).

Not being able to keep the curiosity for himself George approached the man with the dog and said:

- I'm sorry for your loss... but... I've never seen a funeral like this... Could you please tell me who died?

- Well... my wife is in the first coffin.

- Oh! I'm awfully sorry! What happened to her?

- My dog... he attacked her...

- That's a tragedy!... And the second coffin?

- It's my mother-in-law's. She tried to save her daughter...

A long silence followed. Both men look each other in the eyes. Then George asks:

- Will you lend me your dog please?

- Get in the queue!
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Old 28.06.2006, 05:18   #2
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Red Stone, we have a very similar joke in Armenia. Isn't it funny how some jokes have no border?
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Old 28.06.2006, 05:20   #3
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p.s. I like your signature
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Old 28.06.2006, 07:14   #4
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Old 28.06.2006, 13:47   #5
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p.s. I like your signature
Thanks! I like it too... obviously. Don't translate it as it would loose its beauty in another language...
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Old 28.06.2006, 14:09   #6
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Red Stone, that was a good one! Thanks
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Old 28.06.2006, 15:48   #7
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Red Stone, we have a very similar joke in Armenia. Isn't it funny how some jokes have no border?
Jokes are a part of humour and as such have no borders! Only dictators don't like humour because they know that it can undermine their power!
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Red Stone, that was a good one! Thanks
Just show a bad one coming from me!
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Old 13.07.2006, 20:29   #9
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Hmm, well, I am personally too sick from these Armenian "kin/zokanch" jokes. Enough already! Vayy..
Let me think: would secure men be that sensitive on the subject of mother-in-law? And, I wonder ~
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