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Old 28.06.2006, 22:21   #1
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Talking A drunken man and the Pope

Following to the Red_Stone's joke, here is another one:
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A drunken man, smelling heavily of beer sat down on a tube train next to a Priest.

The man's tie was stained; his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, and lack of bathing."

The drunk muttered his response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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Old 28.06.2006, 22:23   #2
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Old 28.06.2006, 22:58   #3
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Love it , LOL
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Jasy! I didn't know that side of yours!

Time for me to retire...
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Jasy! I didn't know that side of yours!

Time for me to retire...
Well, it's your shadow on me to blame, magister!
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New Neighbours

New Neighbours A Waterford wife was keeping a close eye on her new neighbours. "They seem perfectly devoted to each other," she told her husband.

He kisses her every time he goes out and even blows kisses to her from the window. Why don't you do that?"

"I hardly know the woman"
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Old 29.06.2006, 10:04   #7
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Good one!
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loool, rofl
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Old 29.06.2006, 12:40   #9
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"I hardly know the woman"
Stupid fellow! The only things to know is breast-waist-hip... and just a look does it...

Another good one, Jasy!
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Old 29.06.2006, 12:42   #10
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But you must agree he answered honestly
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