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Old Dec 12, 2005, 16:54   #1
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a letter from Jesus

... i received this from a christian friend from Malaysia

DEAR FRIENDS,

AN INSIGHT INTO THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.....................

A letter from Jesus

As you well know, we are getting closer to my birthday. Every year there is a celebration in my honor and I think that this year the celebration will be repeated.

During this time there are many people shopping for gifts, there are many radio announcements, TV commercials, and in every part of the world everyone is talking that my birthday is getting closer and closer.

It is really very nice to know, that at least once a year, some people
think of me.

As you know, the celebration of my birthday began many years ago. At first people s eemed to understand and be thankful of all that I did for them, but in thse times, no one seems to know the reason for the celebration.

Family and friends get together and have a lot of fun, but they don't
know the meaning of the celebration. I remember that last year there was a great feast in my honor. The dinner table was full of delicious foods, pastries, fruits, assorted nuts and chocolates. The decorations were exquisite and there were many, many beautifully wrapped gifts.

But, do you want to know something? I wasn't invited.
I was the guest of honor and they didn't remember to send me an
invitation. The party was for me, but when that great day came, I was left outside, they closed the door in my face .. and I wanted to be with them and share their table.

In truth, that didn't surprise me because in the last few years all close their doors to me. Since I wasn't invited, I decided to enter the party wi thout making any noise. I went in and stood in a corner.

They were all drinking and gambling; there were some who were drunk and telling jokes and laughing at everything. They were having a grand time.

To top it all, this big fat man all dressed in red wearing a long white beard entered the room yelling Ho-Ho-Ho! He seemed drunk. He sat on the sofa and all the children ran to him, saying: "Santa Claus, Santa Claus" as if the party were in his honor!

At midnight all the people began to hug each other; I extended my arms waiting for someone to hug me and do you know no-one hugged me.

Suddenly they all began to share gifts. They opened them one by one with great expectation. When all had been opened, I looked to see if, maybe, there was one for me. What would you feel if on your birthday everybody shared gifts and you did not get one?

I then understood that I was unwanted at that party and quietly left.

Every year it gets worse. People only remember the gifts, the parties, to eat, drink and gamble, and nobody remembers me. I would like this Christmas that you allow me to enter into your life.
I would like that you recognize the fact that two thousand years ago I
came to this world to give my life for you, on the cross, to save you.

Today, I only want that you believe this with all your heart.
I want to share something with you. As many didn't invite me to their
party, I will have my own celebration, a grandiose party that no one has ever imagined, a spectacular party. I'm still making the final arrangements..

Today I am sending out many invitations and there is an invitation for
you.
I want to know if you wish to attend and I will mak e a reservation for
you and write your name with golden letters in my great guest book.

Only those on the guest list will be invited to the party.
Those who don't answer the invite, will be left outside. Be prepared because when all is ready you will be part of my great party.

See you soon. I Love you!
Jesus

Share this message with your loved ones, before Christmas
HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS WITH JESUS!!!!
With lots of love
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 03:50   #2
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Thank you Lightontheshore for sharing this letter from Jesus , as you know , I too wrote in this section regarding this matter , people have lost the meaning of Christmas , I will do my best to live with his teachings
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 06:28   #3
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i wonder who is that ONE who takes the responsibility to write the Jesus texts. i also think those are the most Jesus haters... and they laugh on the humanity who takes those letteres serious
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Old Dec 13, 2005, 16:50   #4
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Re: a letter from Jesus

one must be really stupid to believe that this letter was really written by Jesus but it can be written by someone who knows Him well. it has been written to bring back the real meaning of Christmas.
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Hans Andersen. it is called freedom of speach and expression of one's believing in Jesus Christ . we are all expected to take responsibility to practice Jesus's teachings
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one must be really stupid to believe that this letter was really written by Jesus but it can be written by someone who knows Him well.
so Jesus has a sex?
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so Jesus has a sex?
Yes he had sex alright, a lot in fact, he used to bang Maria Magdelena
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Yes he had sex alright, a lot in fact, he used to bang Maria Magdelena
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In case anyone decides to bitch about the view that I expressed as a reply letter to Jesus, Sevana had it right
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it is called freedom of speach and expression of one's NOT believing in Jesus Christ.
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Sandaramet I just wanted to ask if that guy on your avatar appears with a naked torso or if he's wearing a cute cozy pink sweater?
I can't make it out
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Considering the white background and assuming that's snow I guess it's a cute pink cozy sweater after all
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That's kinda gay, yeah.
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Sandaramet I just wanted to ask if that guy on your avatar appears with a naked torso or if he's wearing a cute cozy pink sweater?
I can't make it out
xa-xa-xa! never know!
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Freedom of speach does not mean insulting others and using dirty language in public forums , Pochov Mario clean up your act
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