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Old Nov 16, 2006, 06:26   #1
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Satanic Barney Proof

Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic

The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
CV V L DI V

And their decimal equivalents are:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Adding those numbers produces: 666.

666 is the number of the Beast.

Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!

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Is Bill Gates the Devil?

Warning! Bill Gates may be the next antichrist:Revelation 13:18 says:
"Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666."
The real name of the Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd). By converting the letters of his name to the ASCII-values (which are used in computers) you will get the following:
B I L L G A T E S 366 + 73 + 76 + 76 + 71 + 65 + 84 + 69 + 83 + 3 = 666
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Joseph Stalin
  • The Pope
(You can count number 666 from each of the names above.)
Is the fourth beast Microsoft corporation which represents the power of money? Revelation 13:16 and 13:18 says:
"He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads," "and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name".
"Windows compatible?"
It looks like well-known OS's fall into the same category:
M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666 W I N D O W S 9 5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

Coincidence?
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