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Old 07.10.2004, 19:41   #1
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ARMENIAN MOM
Deegeen [Mrs.Koharig in Armenian] Koharig went to have dinner at the home of her son Zaven, who lives with a female roommate, Salpi. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was more between Zaven and his roommate. Reading his mom's thoughts, Zaven volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salpi and I are just roommates"

About a week later, Salpi came to Zaven saying, "Ever since ! your mot her came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to
be sure." Zaven said. So he sat down and wrote:..

Dear Mayrig, [Dear Mother in Armenian]

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Zaven.

Several days later, Zaven received an email from his mother that read...

Dear Zavig,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salpi, and I'm not >saying that you
'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mom.

Which goes to prove: YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FOOL AN ARMENIAN MOM
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Old 07.10.2004, 19:56   #2
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Old 07.10.2004, 20:44   #3
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Hzoooooooooorn er!!!! Bravo
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Old 08.10.2004, 05:25   #4
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ничего себе детективчик до меня дошло с третьего или четвертого раза ))
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Old 08.10.2004, 13:06   #5
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Old 09.10.2004, 08:46   #6
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Old 09.10.2004, 11:45   #7
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Old 09.10.2004, 12:04   #8
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Апага зокранч!

Кстати, а откуда это?
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Old 22.10.2004, 10:22   #9
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Old 22.10.2004, 10:37   #10
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super)))))))))))))))))))00 although i had a hard time imagining an Armenian son confronting his mother with a suspicion of having taken a silver bowl
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