ARMENIAN MOM

Hrach_Techie · Oct 7, 2004, 18:41

ARMENIAN MOM
Deegeen [Mrs.Koharig in Armenian] Koharig went to have dinner at the home of her son Zaven, who lives with a female roommate, Salpi. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was more between Zaven and his roommate. Reading his mom's thoughts, Zaven volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salpi and I are just roommates"

About a week later, Salpi came to Zaven saying, "Ever since ! your mot her came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to
be sure." Zaven said. So he sat down and wrote:..

Dear Mayrig, [Dear Mother in Armenian]

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Zaven.

Several days later, Zaven received an email from his mother that read...

Dear Zavig,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salpi, and I'm not >saying that you
'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mom.

Which goes to prove: YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FOOL AN ARMENIAN MOM

[ Xelgen ] · Oct 7, 2004, 18:56

Laaavn er..

R.P. McMurphy · Oct 7, 2004, 19:44

Hzoooooooooorn er!!!! Bravo

Aram Hambardzumyan · Oct 8, 2004, 04:25

ничего себе детективчик

до меня дошло с третьего или четвертого раза

))

irishka · Oct 8, 2004, 12:06

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

nm · Oct 9, 2004, 07:46

последовательность действий правильная

RAMZES · Oct 9, 2004, 10:45

Принцесса на горошине блин

Obelix · Oct 9, 2004, 11:04

Апага зокранч!

Кстати, а откуда это?

W_z_rd · Oct 22, 2004, 09:22

Slishal variant o grecheskoy mame.

august · Oct 22, 2004, 09:37

super

)))))))))))))))))))00 although i had a hard time imagining an Armenian son confronting his mother with a suspicion of having taken a silver bowl

Oct 7, 2004, 18:41	#1
Hrach_Techie ★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Posts: 16,591 Rep Power: 8 Reputation: 432	ARMENIAN MOM ARMENIAN MOM Deegeen [Mrs.Koharig in Armenian] Koharig went to have dinner at the home of her son Zaven, who lives with a female roommate, Salpi. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was more between Zaven and his roommate. Reading his mom's thoughts, Zaven volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salpi and I are just roommates" About a week later, Salpi came to Zaven saying, "Ever since ! your mot her came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." Zaven said. So he sat down and wrote:.. Dear Mayrig, [Dear Mother in Armenian] I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Zaven. Several days later, Zaven received an email from his mother that read... Dear Zavig, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salpi, and I'm not >saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mom. Which goes to prove: YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FOOL AN ARMENIAN MOM __________________ Мадмазель, Медам, Месье! "Глория" меняет курс и направляется в Кейптаун! Кому это не нравится будет расстрелян на месте. (с) http://texneg.livejournal.com

Oct 7, 2004, 18:56	#2
[ Xelgen ] инсценирующий жизнь Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fireplace of Ecotopia Posts: 4,165 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 64	Laaavn er.. __________________ ...ибо... Rgrdz. [ Кселджэн ]

Oct 7, 2004, 19:44	#3
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Aram Hambardzumyan The Reloaded Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: behind the flesh and gelatinе of soft dull eyes Posts: 3,180 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 45	ничего себе детективчик до меня дошло с третьего или четвертого раза )) __________________ Сайт армянских маньяков

Oct 9, 2004, 07:46	#6
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irishka Дошкольник Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: yerevan Posts: 78 Rep Power: 0 Reputation: 10	)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

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Oct 9, 2004, 11:04	#8
Obelix панаехавший Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: форпост Posts: 4,005 Rep Power: 6 Reputation: 10	Апага зокранч! Кстати, а откуда это? __________________ Իսկ ԴՈՒ արդեն վաճառե՞լ ես Հայրենիքդ ռուսներին: My Exchange Rate Monitor \| Իմ Արտարժույթի Մոնիտորը

Oct 22, 2004, 09:22	#9
W_z_rd Академик Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Yerevan, Armenia Posts: 4,638 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 133	Slishal variant o grecheskoy mame. __________________ Хочу быть мудоратером!

Oct 22, 2004, 09:37	#10
august սև, մունդառ ու մանրմունր Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in my life Posts: 5,953 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 94	super)))))))))))))))))))00 although i had a hard time imagining an Armenian son confronting his mother with a suspicion of having taken a silver bowl __________________ Сам ты, Бяшка, сип белоголовый!

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