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Old 22.02.2005, 13:56   #1
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
We need = I want.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
You're so ? manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.


MEN'S ENGLISH:

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
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Old 22.02.2005, 14:17   #2
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прикольно мне понравилось сама придумала или где сташила!??
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Old 22.02.2005, 14:21   #3
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Да = нет
Нет = Да.
Возможно =нет
Мы нуждаемся =, я хочу.
Я сожалею =, Вы будете сожалеть.
Мы должны говорить =, я должен жаловаться.
Несомненно, разрешение = я не хочу Вас к.
Сделайте то, что Вы хотите =, Вы заплатите за это позже.
Я не расстроен = Конечно, я расстроен, Вы идиот!
Вы слушаете меня? = Слишком поздно, Вы мертвы.
Вы должны учиться общаться =, Только соглашаются со мной.
Будьте романтичны, выключите огни =, я имею дряблые бедра.
Вы - так? мужественный = Вы нуждаетесь в бритье, и Вы потеете много.
Вы любите меня? = я собираюсь просить кое о чем дорогом.
Это - ваше решение =, правильное решение должно быть очевидно к настоящему времени.
Вы конечно внимательны сегодня вечером =, пол - все, что Вы когда-либо думаете?
Я буду готов через минуту =, Начинают ваши ботинки и находят хорошую игру на телевидении.
Насколько Вы любите меня? = я сделал кое-что сегодня, что Вы действительно не идете в подобный.
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Old 23.02.2005, 11:12   #4
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Please without duplications!
Война полов
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Old 23.02.2005, 11:22   #5
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Please without duplications!
Война полов
Vinovat, ne prochital ves arxiv ArmKb
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Old 23.02.2005, 12:31   #6
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Ne strashno chto ne prochital, no topic zhenishin i muzhchin sticky, ego ne zametit' ne vozmozhno
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