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Old Feb 25, 2005, 16:50  
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Любимые анекдоты

Наверняка у вас есть любимые анекдоты. У меня таких 2. Расскажу чуть позже...

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Old May 7, 2006, 14:41   #751
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Re: Любимые анекдоты

abarancin u Xarabaxcin kangatz xosum en es abarancin lorecun harcnuma te HAYRENIQIT hamar inch ktas es Xarabaxcin asuma arjuns ktam! es xarabaxcina harcnum ba du inch ktas abarancin asuma DE MNACATZ ANALIZNERN EL ES KTAM
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Old May 7, 2006, 14:42   #752
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Aparancin gnuma bassein loxi 2 or heto hanum en
@nker@ asuma xi hanin asuma jri mej chishikei arel,@nker@ asuma ha inch anenq sax el anum en asuma es tramplini vrits em arel.
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Old May 7, 2006, 14:46   #753
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dev@ hayin turqin mekel vracun brnuma:hayin svtuc utuma vor krutit chlini:
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Old May 15, 2006, 15:38   #754
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Re: Любимые анекдоты

Посылает отец сына в отдыхать в пионеpский лагеpь,дает емy денег и.
говоpит : "Когда бyдшь писАть отчет о том кyдy ты дел деньги,
то не пиши на баб, а вместо этого пиши на охотy.".
Сын пишит 1-ое письмо : " Кино - 10.
Театp - 5.
Охота - 6p".
2-ое письмо : " Кино - 0.
Театp -0.
Ремонт pyжья - 600p
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Old May 16, 2006, 07:15   #755
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Re: Любимые анекдоты

-Milyj chto ty mne podarish' na den' moego rojdeniya??
-Ya tebya traxnu...
-A esli ya ne zaxochu?
-Nu togda ostanesh'sya bez podarka...
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Re: Любимые анекдоты

Axchik@ poxocov qajluma, mek el mi hat txa vazelov motenum harcnuma.
-Knereq banan@ vonc a kareli maqrel?
Es axchik@ zarmacac.
-Es shat gidem vonca kareli maqrel?
Txen.
-Lav, gnam urish kapikic harcnem...
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Hay@,Rus@,Vracin voske dzknik en brnum, es dzknik@ asum a indz bac toxek es dzez 3 hat dzu ktam kkceq getnin u inch kaseq et el klini, hamadzaynvum en .
Vracin kcum a asuma:
-uzum em vor sax amena lav avtoner@ im@ linen (tenc el linuma)
rus@ kcum a asuma:
- uzum em ashxari amenalav tner2 im@ linen(tenc el linum a)
kcum brnum en ara ba es hay@ inch uzac klni ?
gnum en hayi tun tenum en 40 hat tklor gyada kaynac hayi vra *** en talis . asum en :
-Ara es inch es uze ?
asuma:
-Poxocov etum ei vots karin kpav dzun @ngav asi vax G*** linem
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abaranci erexen hor@ asum a :
-Papa chishik unem
her@:
-Mard ka et el chuni balik jan
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Aparancun harcnum en jam@ qanisna asuma hima te voopshe!!!
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abarancin @ngeroch@ asuma ara gides es or@ 25 jam qnum em @ngern asuma ay apush du vonc es 25 jam qnum vor or@ 24 jam uni asuma es mi jam shut em qnum
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DEV@ hayin turqin u rusin brnuma asuma ara eli duq
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uremn es dev@ hayin turqin u rusin brnuma asuma ov indz @nenc poxi anun kta vor es chem lsel dran bac em toxum es turq@ asuma EURO es dev@ asuma ara sax europa euroya du indz ekel es et es asum sran utuma es turq@ asuma Dollar asuma ara sax ashxar dollarov en arevtur anum sranela utum es hay@ helnuma asuma POR es dev@ sran baca toxum asuma bjac axpers asa eti vor erkri poxna asuma es el chgitem ereg kniks ekav tun hag@ mi hat shuba er asi sran inchqan es tvel asec 5 POR
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uremn es dev@ hayin turqin u rusin brnuma asuma ov indz @nenc poxi anun kta vor es chem lsel dran bac em toxum es turq@ asuma EURO es dev@ asuma ara sax europa euroya du indz ekel es et es asum sran utuma es turq@ asuma Dollar asuma ara sax ashxar dollarov en arevtur anum sranela utum es hay@ helnuma asuma POR es dev@ sran baca toxum asuma bjac axpers asa eti vor erkri poxna asuma es el chgitem ereg kniks ekav tun hag@ mi hat shuba er asi sran inchqan es tvel asec 5 POR
bayc achkis voch te haye turq@ rusn ein ayl hay@ turq@ tuq@
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bayc achkis voch te haye turq@ rusn ein ayl hay@ turq@ tuq@
bjac inchi hay@ turq@ u tuq@???
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Hа экзамене по матану пpоф. спpашивает студентку:
- Дайте опpеделение pасходящегося pяда.
- Hуу... это когда каждый последующий член больше пpедыдущего.
Пpеп (задумчиво):
- Это все ваши девичьи мечты... жизнь гоpаздо pазнообpазнее.
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