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Old 29.04.2005, 12:30   #1
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Smile New York Speak Russian!

New York. В лифт одного из небоскребов заходят две русские подруги. В
момент закрытия дверей вваливаются два афро-американских амбала. Двери
закрываются, лифт набирает скорость. Одна испуганно шепчет другой:
"Сеичас изнасилуют..." Один из амбалов поворачивается и выдает
фразу на Великом и Могучем: "Дура, ты себя в зеркало видела?"

New York govorit po russkij!Zhirinovskij(c)
Sam bil etomu svidetelem, kogda ya bil v NY, podnjalis' mi s moim naparnikom na Empire State Building, tam davali ekskursionnie playeri na raznix yazikax. My podshli i ya sprosil
- Excuse me, do you have in Russian?
Zdorovij negr 2x2, posmotrel na menja i s prekrasnoj uliboki i uzhasnim akcentom otvetil:
- Net drjug, netjuu, izvinii, POTOM!


I v metro apparati kotorie prodajut bilety bili na 3x jazikax English, French, Russian.

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Old 29.04.2005, 12:36   #2
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kecce rusac lezun (cracked up ic banic)
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Old 29.04.2005, 14:15   #3
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I v metro apparati kotorie prodajut bilety bili na 3x jazikax English, French, Russian.

Vraki. yazik metrocard vending mashin otlichaetsya v zavisimosti ot mestaraspolojeniya stancii. esli v kvartale jivet mnogo russkix, togda est' english i russkii... ispanskii i english est' na vsex mashinax, no kitaiskii naprimer skoree vsego vstretish v chinatown
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Old 29.04.2005, 14:32   #4
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Ne pomnju kak tam stancia nazivalas', no ona naxodilas' v nachale central'nogo parka na perekrjostke 5-oj Avenu i pomoemu 59-oj ili 60-oj Street
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pravil'no. vetka proxodit cherez russkie rayoni
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