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Old 27.05.2005, 14:34   #1
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b**tards who want to get off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! ..... and all of you b**tards who are getting on, get your a**e in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."


Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."


She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."


As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p*ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen.
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Old 27.05.2005, 17:49   #2
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Old 27.05.2005, 21:52   #3
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Old 27.05.2005, 22:44   #4
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Old 28.05.2005, 13:35   #5
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ему повезло, что он не мой сын..
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Old 28.05.2005, 13:59   #6
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Old 28.05.2005, 14:28   #7
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Разве это дети? Это сволочи
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Old 29.05.2005, 14:06   #8
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Old 29.05.2005, 14:24   #9
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Old 30.05.2005, 06:47   #10
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Old 30.05.2005, 08:15   #11
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мда такое чудо есть и у меня:племянник.
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Old 30.05.2005, 08:31   #12
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Old 30.05.2005, 12:46   #13
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Old 10.06.2005, 00:48   #14
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