Mother and Son

Nimfa · May 27, 2005, 13:34

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b**tards who want to get off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! ..... and all of you b**tards who are getting on, get your a**e in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p*ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen.

Tria · May 27, 2005, 16:49

:-)))))))!!

Sevana · May 27, 2005, 20:52

**Hans Andersen** · May 27, 2005, 21:44

[ Xelgen ] · May 28, 2005, 12:35

ему повезло, что он не мой сын..

Obelix · May 28, 2005, 12:59

Dorothy · May 28, 2005, 13:28

Разве это дети? Это сволочи

grig1979 · May 29, 2005, 13:06

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

burnash · May 29, 2005, 13:24

лооооооооооооооооооооол

Barew_dzez · May 30, 2005, 05:47

kaif er!

msaint · May 30, 2005, 07:15

мда такое чудо есть и у меня:племянник.

BoBo · May 30, 2005, 07:31

УЖС...

LindA · May 30, 2005, 11:46

осторожно дети, разбегайтесь.

Red Stone · Jun 9, 2005, 23:48

May 27, 2005, 13:34	#1
Nimfa Нимфуля-красотуля :) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Лесное озеро Posts: 1,759 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 10	Mother and Son A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you btards who want to get off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! ..... and all of you btards who are getting on, get your a*e in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen. __________________ Все женщины - ангелы, просто когда нам обламывают крылья, приходится летать на метле

May 27, 2005, 20:52	#3
Sevana Студент Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 378 Rep Power: 4 Reputation: 40	LOL

May 27, 2005, 21:44	#4
Hans Andersen the mochinger Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Paranoid Android, @10:50 Posts: 1,736 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 90	ROFL __________________ The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

May 28, 2005, 12:35	#5
[ Xelgen ] инсценирующий жизнь Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fireplace of Ecotopia Posts: 4,155 Rep Power: 6 Reputation: 45	ему повезло, что он не мой сын.. __________________ ...ибо... Rgrdz. [ Кселджэн ]

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May 27, 2005, 16:49	#2
Tria Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SouthPark Posts: 188 Rep Power: 0 Reputation: 10	:-)))))))!!

May 28, 2005, 13:28	#7
Dorothy eco-friendly Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: обчество Posts: 16,757 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 9 Reputation: 282	Разве это дети? Это сволочи __________________ I never let my schooling get in the way of my education. Mark Twain

May 29, 2005, 13:06	#8
grig1979 Магистр Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Yerevan Posts: 815 Rep Power: 4 Reputation: 10	)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

May 29, 2005, 13:24	#9
burnash A Deeper Kind of Slumber Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: clouds Posts: 7,555 Rep Power: 6 Reputation: 10	лооооооооооооооооооооол __________________

May 30, 2005, 05:47	#10
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May 30, 2005, 07:15	#11
msaint Святейшая Join Date: May 2005 Location: Венера/Марс Posts: 3,089 Rep Power: 4 Reputation: 10	мда такое чудо есть и у меня:племянник. __________________ Меня трудно найти, легко потерять и НЕВОЗМОЖНО забыть!

May 30, 2005, 07:31	#12
BoBo Хуже некуда!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Гордзи техы Posts: 2,825 Rep Power: 4 Reputation: 25	УЖС... __________________ Мужское счастье где-то внутри женского.

May 30, 2005, 11:46	#13
LindA Мисс Совершенство Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: МасквЭ Posts: 11,000 Rep Power: 9 Reputation: 195	осторожно дети, разбегайтесь. __________________ The ideal man doesn't exist. His magazine, maybe.

Jun 9, 2005, 23:48	#14
Red Stone Provocative Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ilha dos Amores Posts: 1,371 Rep Power: 6 Reputation: 72	__________________ Red Stone J'ai besoin de toi, De tes mains sur moi, De ton corps doux et chaud, J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante

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