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Old 11.10.2005, 10:36   #1
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Ïåðâûé óðîê, àíãëèéñêèé äëÿ íà÷èíàþùèõ:

"Òðè âåäüìû ðàçãëÿäûâàþò òðîå ÷àñîâ "Ñâîò÷". Êàêàÿ èç âåäüì ðàçãëÿäûâàåò

êàêèå ÷àñû?"

Òåïåðü ïî àíãëèéñêè!

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch

watch?





Âòîðîé óðîê, àíãëèéñêèé äëÿ ïðîäâèíóòûõ ó÷åíèêîâ:

"Òðè âåäüìû-òðàíñâåñòèòêè ðàçãëÿäûâàþò òðè êíîïî÷êè íà ÷àñàõ "Ñâîò÷". Êàêàÿ

èç âåäüì-òðàíñâåñòèòîê ðàçãëÿäûâàåò êàêóþ êíîïî÷êó íà ÷àñàõ "Ñâîò÷"?"

Òåïåðü ïî àíãëèéñêè!

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched

witch watches which Swatch watch switch?



Òðåòèé è ïîñëåäíèé óðîê, àíãëèéñêèé äëÿ àáñîëþòíûõ ïðîôåññèîíàëîâ:

"Òðè øâåéöàðñêèõ âåäüìû-ñó÷êè, æåëàþùèõ èçìåíèòü ñâîé ïîë, ðàçãëÿäûâàþò òðè

êíîïî÷êè íà ÷àñàõ "Ñâîò÷". Êàêàÿ èç øâåéöàðñêèõ âåäüì-ñó÷åê, æåëàþùèõ

èçìåíèòü ñâîé ïîë,ðàçãëÿäûâàåò êàêóþ êíîïî÷êó íà ÷àñàõ "Ñâîò÷"?"

Òåïåðü ïî àíãëèéñêè!


Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches,

watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which

wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss

Swatch watch switch?
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Old 11.10.2005, 10:53   #2
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сам постнул, сам и читай !
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у меня нормально русские буквы показывает ... хотя народ тут умный сам разберется
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Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Old 11.10.2005, 12:07   #5
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у меня тоже все нормально показывает
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Гыыыыы...
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йо мойо......
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