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Old 28.12.2005, 13:56   #1
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/* Source Code Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
      {
      make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
      disable_Netscape();
      disable_RealPlayer();
      disable_Lotus_Products();
      hang_system();
      } //if
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_31();
    do_nothing_loop();
    } // if
  } //while
  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
  if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
    set_mouse(action,jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    } //if
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
  else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
  while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    } // while
  create_general_protection_fault();
} // main
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Old 28.12.2005, 14:05   #2
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Old 28.12.2005, 14:05   #3
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Old 28.12.2005, 14:09   #4
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русский народный ансамбля
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Old 28.12.2005, 14:13   #5
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Old 28.12.2005, 14:15   #6
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http://www.connected.ru/wc/
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Old 05.01.2006, 14:50   #7
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shat lavn er!! dlya kogo boyan, a dlya kogo innovacii..
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Old 05.01.2006, 15:20   #8
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Default Re: Source Code Windows 2000

ниправильна, там написанно Крашаться а потом ждать Юзер инпута а на самом деле:
if (user_input){
crash();
}

Last edited by CyberJoe; 05.01.2006 at 18:14.
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Old 05.01.2006, 15:44   #9
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вот я лично не знал что исходники виндоуса выглядят так...
все гениальное просто !!
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Old 05.01.2006, 16:41   #10
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