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| ★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★
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428 | Code: /* Source Code Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // main ![]() |
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| йес эм эли... | Ответ: Source Code Windows 2000 ![]()
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| Грустно... | Re: Source Code Windows 2000 боян ![]()
__________________ http://аvitya.livejournal.com Хотели, как лучше, а получилось даже хуже... Лозунг шахматиста: На каждый шах - ответим матом! |
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| шат харн ем... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: de nayac or eli
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37 | Re: Source Code Windows 2000 shat lavn er!! dlya kogo boyan, a dlya kogo innovacii..
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| Авик | Re: Source Code Windows 2000 ниправильна, там написанно Крашаться а потом ждать Юзер инпута а на самом деле: if (user_input){ crash(); }
__________________ вот собственно все, что я хотел сказать. Last edited by CyberJoe : Jan 5, 2006 at 17:14. |
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| шат харн ем... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: de nayac or eli
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37 | Re: Source Code Windows 2000 вот я лично не знал что исходники виндоуса выглядят так... все гениальное просто !!
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