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Old 30.05.2007, 20:15   #1
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28 May 2007



About the Company


Frost Innovation AS is an Open Source software vendor and we are as of the 4th of July 2007 flagging out their development department to the Moon!
To be more precise we're opening up a new Research and Development department HERE.
Basically very close to the Apollo Moon landings that lasted from 1969 to 1971.



Why the Moon?


We have done a study on the number of lawyers on Earth and found that number to be alarmingly increasing! We have done lots of research into this and found that this number will be so high that there's in fact going to be more lawyers on Earth than Homo Sapiens within the 9th of April 2009. Therefor we're hoping to be able to have a complete working development department on the Moon in a 100% lawyer free zone within the 7th of June 2009.

Therefore we're looking for skilled developers willing to move to the Moon and help us further develop our Open Source Ajax Library in a non-hostile environment.



Your skills


  • You must be able to breath recycled oxygen from our sewer self sustained oxygen recycling gadget.
  • Due to the low gravity of the Moon you're expected to either have a weight of more than 120 kilograms or very poor muscles in your thighs due to the dangers of being able to actually jump out of the Moons gravitationally force and into Earth's orbit again.
  • You must be extremely schizophrenic and able to sustain long conversations with yourself since this is the only company you'll have for the first 18 months.
  • Programming skills in either COBOL or Lisp is an advantage since we find these types of people more likely to take a job opening like this one more serious than any other types of developers. In addition Lisp and COBOL programmers are also more able to survive long periods alone with no one else to talk with than themselves.
If you think you're the right person for this job then please never, ever send us an email or call us, we will find you and offer you this position through our psychic dog Cilia.

Good luck!


Yours Sincerely
CTO @ Frost Innovation
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