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Old 20.06.2008, 18:44   #1
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Default Formula for perfect cheese sandwich

Scientists have discovered a mathematical formula for creating the perfect cheese sandwich, it has been claimed.

Sensory analysts at Bristol University have devised an equation into which diners enter factors like the volume of mayonnaise or pickle to calculate the ideal cheese thickness to go with the relish. The formula, which includes nine algebraic variables, has been used to create an online calculator at Cheddarometer.

It is: W = [1 + ((bd)/6.5)) - s + ((m-2c)/2) + ((v+p)/7t)] (100 + l/100)

W equals the thickness of Cheddar in millimetres, b the thickness of bread, d the dough flavour modifier, s the thickness of margarine or butter, m the thickness of mayonnaise, c the creaminess modifier, v the thickness of tomato, p the depth of pickle, t the tanginess modify and l the thickness of the lettuce layer.

Formula for perfect cheese sandwich

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Scientists have discovered a mathematical formula for creating the perfect cheese sandwich, it has been claimed.

Sensory analysts at Bristol University have devised an equation into which diners enter factors like the volume of mayonnaise or pickle to calculate the ideal cheese thickness to go with the relish. The formula, which includes nine algebraic variables, has been used to create an online calculator at Cheddarometer.

It is: W = [1 + ((bd)/6.5)) - s + ((m-2c)/2) + ((v+p)/7t)] (100 + l/100)

W equals the thickness of Cheddar in millimetres, b the thickness of bread, d the dough flavour modifier, s the thickness of margarine or butter, m the thickness of mayonnaise, c the creaminess modifier, v the thickness of tomato, p the depth of pickle, t the tanginess modify and l the thickness of the lettuce layer.

Formula for perfect cheese sandwich

пошел искать штанген-циркуль

Yooooo, they are the boys. I love cheddar, yummy Leave the bread-b (crunchy wholegrain), lettuce-l and tomato-v and send the rest to the hell.
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Yooooo, they are the boys. I love cheddar, yummy Leave the bread-b (crunchy wholegrain), lettuce-l and tomato-v and send the rest to the hell.
You have to be careful with the layers of lettuce and the thickness of tomatoes though... it takes a while to achieve perfect size and shapes
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"The results of our research have been extrapolated to produce a formula which takes into account modifying characteristics of individual cheeses and the ratio of popular fillings and achieves a mathematical balance of flavours in order to gauge the correct thickness of the Cheddar."

умереть можно... кроме размеров надо было также отметить как его нужно кушать, какая диета должна быть до и после... для полного balance of flavours.
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