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Lomkan!

Me hat mex (nail) poxotsov uraaaaaaats gnum a.<BR> Mek el tenum a dimatsits chaguchna galis.....<BR> Asum a "ara, es lomkes eli ekav......"<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sientific

PIX@ ASHXARI AMENAMETS KENDANIN E... CHARLES DARVIN.<BR> CHARLES DARVIN@ ASHXARI AMENA ... GITNAKANN E... PIX.

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MAMAN MERAV

MEK@ GALISA @NKEROCH MOT ARTASAHMAN.ASUMA <BR> -BA GITES APE KATUT SATKETS.<BR> -VAI,ARA,ED INDH ASIR,BA TENTS BAN EN ANUM.GONE HERVITS <BR> MOTENAIR ,ASEIR AKHPER DJAN,EN DZER SEV KATUN MTAV TUN,<BR> TRAV GARDIROPI GLKHIN,U KANI VOR MI KITCHEL KHMATSER,<BR> TCHDIMATSAV,VOT@ PLSTATS,@NGAV,HOGIN TVETS.ISK DU EKAR,<BR> @NENTS ASIR,KO TUN@ SHEN,KITCH MNATS SIRTS KAINER.<BR> EL INTCH KA TCHKA?<BR> -BA APE CHES ASI,EN OR@ MERD HELAV GARDZIROPI GLKHIN...

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Kulturakan Podkhod

Mi hat kulturakan mard bazarum lineluts hartsnuma kanachi tsakhokhin:<BR> - Knereq, ays kanachin vorqan ktsakheq?<BR> - 10 Rubly.<BR> - Isk erphem@ avely ejan kanachi uneq?<BR> - Ephrem@ qaqa utum!...<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------ <BR> <BR> Mi hat geghatsi durs@ ira shanna man talis. Kulturakan mi mard motenuma<BR> u hartsnum:<BR> - Knereq, ays shunn@ doberman pinchere?<BR> Geghatsin pataskhanume mi thethev mtatseluts heto:<BR> - Che ap jan, prosto hanelem durs shrtsnelu!...

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TUYNOT MI BAN

VOPSHEM, MI OR MEK@ SARI DOSHOV MAN GALUTS A LINUM, MEKEL TENUM A<BR> MI HAT TGHA KAYNELA DZORI BERNIN U MEK LATSUMA MEKEL URAKHANUM.<BR> ES MARD@ ETUMA ED TGHU MOT U ASUM<BR> --APE ES KHI ES SENTS LATSUM AZIZ???<BR> ES TGHEN EL ASUMA<BR> =APE TAZA YUGH@ VREN 600 MERSOS @NGAV DZOR@<BR> MEKEL ESI ASUMA...<BR> --HAAAAA. BA LAV APE, BA KHI ES MEKEL TENTS URAKHANUM???<BR> ES TGHEN NAYUM U ASUMA...<BR> =APE JAN, KYANKIT MATAGH LINEM YES, [email protected] MECHNER APE JAN.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

VOPSHEM LSEK.

LAV SUSEK SKSUMEM.<BR> MI OR ES MI HAREVAN@ MYUSIN ASUMA...<BR> APE JAN, ES KAROGHA DZER TUN@ HIVANDEK???<BR> ES HAREVAN@ ASUMA KHI AZIZ??<BR> ENEL ASUMA: APE SAGH OR@ BJISHKA ETUM DZER TUN GALIS.<BR> ES HAREVAN@ NAYUM NAYUM ASUMA..<BR> AY KAZYOL VOR DZER TUN@ GISHER TSEREK VAYENNI<BR> YA GALIS, KAROGHA DZER TUN@ PATERAZMA??<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

zonkatj

mi martu tun@ pajara @ngnum es mart@<BR> vazuma ners u durs, ners u durs <BR> harevan@ tesnuma, hartsnuma, inchi es vazum ners u durs<BR> marte asuma zonkatjes nersna, gnum em shur u murr em talis vor lav epi.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Takie Veshi

Mi knik enkeruhun hartsnum a: -Arus inch ka chka Arusnel asume <BR>-Siranushin hishum es tsarits engel jartvela,takie veshi Es el asuma <BR>-Vay koranam yes taki veshnela jartvel?!!!

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KENATS

mek or Ugheghi (BRAIN) tsnoondna linoom yev<BR> marmni bolor andamner@ havakvats kef ein anoom<BR> achk@ bagak@ barsasnelov asooma ooghegh jan<BR> es kenats@ [email protected] khmoom em ko hamar kani<BR> vor yete doo chlineir yes vochinch chei karogh tesnel<BR> heto vot@ bajak@ arnelov asoome yes votnkats<BR> khmoomem ko kenats@ kani vor shnorhiv keze<BR> vor yes kailoomem.<BR> bolor@ kenatsner@ khmoomen yev hert@ hasnooma<BR> (.....)-in.<BR> bajak@ bartsasnelov asoome ooghegh jan yes es<BR> kenats@ oozoomem [email protected] khmem.<BR> mi angamits oghegh@ @ndhatoome yev asoom<BR> khndroomem mi kangni vor yes el vabshe kanjatvem. <BR>

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dagagh

mi mard gnoome dagagh patvireloo.<BR> varpet inch arje dagagh@?<BR> $100 pataskhanoome varpet@.<BR> aveli ejan@ (cheap) choonek?<BR> $ 80 lava?<BR> shat tanga . <BR> $50 - u el bazar chanenk.<BR> ara im zonkachis hamar em oozoom.<BR> ba inchoo shoot chasetsir? gna 4 hat roochka(handle)<BR> ber mekhenk marmni vra.

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Mer@ hazar angam lavn a...

Amusin@ patuhani mot kangnats nayum u asum e:<BR> - Knik, nayi-nayi, mer Valodi siruhin e galis.<BR> - Et inqn e ay mard? Vren nayelu ban chka. Mer@ hazar angam lavn a.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Voch indz barev, voch qez hajogh...

Amusin@ veradarnalov gortsughumits mtnum e tun u tesnum<BR> knoch@ inch vor meki het parkats teghashorum...<BR> Es mek@ helnum, hagnvum, sus-phus, qmtsitsaghov u achqov<BR> anelov antsnuma amusnu motov heranum e tnits.<BR> - Knik es ov er?<BR> - [email protected] Inch vor khenti mek@... Voch indz barev, voch qez<BR> hajogh asets.

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INCHU E HAYERI QIT@ YERKAR ?????

VOROVHETEV OD@ DZRI E, BA...

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Hivand

Mi mard galis e bjishki mot ev asum :<BR> -Bjishk jan spid em hivand,inch anem?<BR> -Gna,tsexain logankner @nduni.-patasxanum e bjishk@.<BR> -Isk inch e,kogni?-uraxatsats hardsnum e hivand@.<BR> -Che , uxaki marmin@ tox hoghin sovori.

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Mek ayl plankyashner

Ouremn mihat koultourakan tip mtnouma padval<BR> tenouma sagh gogher@ nstats ouroumen. Es touften <BR> hartsnouma gogherin te "tghek es inch ek anoum stegh?"<BR> De goghernel pataskhanoumen te "ouroumenk aper." Es <BR> Takhtak@ asouma te aper mikich ktak tanem toun yesel <BR> urem, Ba goghernel te ha. Vopshem es apoush@<BR> tanouma plan@ toon, tglorvoum u hayelou dem@ <BR> kangnouma vor tena te vontsa urelu. Tenuma chi<BR> urum, arnouma plan@ u eli etum gogheri mot, te tghek<BR> portsetsi portsetsi bayts chura, goghernel te "aper yete<BR> urats chlneir stegh tglor cheir ga."<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

EZZDI AKHPER.

ERKU EZZDI HAREVAN ARAVOTYAN KHOSUMEN. EZDI AKHPER ES URES EDUM? <BR>EH AKHPER ZZONKHTCHESA MEREL DAKHUM KERDAM, UZUMES DUER ARI MIASIN ERDANG. <BR>harevanel pataskhanuma: EH EZDI AKHPER SUT CHASEM, ES GO ZONGACHI HET HETCH <BR>MOTIK CHEY , AY YEDE GHO MAIRD MERNI MEZZ HAICHOUKOV KUGAM...

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Ari gnank bahnik, hamel klohanank.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Debil@

mek@ debil erexun tanuma bjishki mot u asum:<BR> -Bjishk djan erexais kbujes?<BR> -quirik antsi mius seniak@ u hanvi<BR> -es inchi hanvem erexais buji<BR> -aveli heshta nor@ sarqem <BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

The musician

Yerku paregamner irar hed gue khossin.<BR> - Kides pargam , yes grnam amen dessag nvagi gordzik<BR> grnam nvaguel.<BR> - Irav ? Inch grnas nvaguel ?<BR> - Tmpook, tchootag, guitare, flute, kamancha, davigh,<BR> saxophone, trumpet, harmonica, and other things as well.<BR> - Tashnag al grnas nvagel ?<BR> - Voch. Yes Tashnagtzagan tchem.

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Tokh tatin pahi...

- Mama, mama, chishik em uzum!<BR> - De ari pahem, chishik anes<BR> - Che, uzum em tatin pahi<BR> - Inchi?<BR> - Tatiji dzerqer@ dokhum en!

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arants vernagri

Mi or Aboviani Kotayq@ pakeluts mi Leninakantsi asuma<BR> ba lav dasht@ pakin ba prozhektorner@ ur taran?<BR> Aboviantsin asuma: Leninakani atamnabuzharanum en dnelu.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lomkaja che?

Tghamardkanc Tualet. Meke kajnats shruma, mekel tenuma<BR> mi urishnel nstatsa shrum. Asuma "To aj tgha, chess amachum,<BR> ba du tghamardes, ba mard nstats kshri?"<BR> -Eh-h-h-h, axper jan,- asuma miusn,- To es hern anitsatsn erek<BR> nents padwadit arets, eresnel chem uzum tenam ski!!!!<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tsexaviki tghen

Mi chagh tsexavik ira but u kusht tghu het restoranits<BR> tuna gali. Mek el es erexen mat@ yerkinka tnkum, u asum:<BR> --Papa!<BR> --Incha bala jan?<BR> --Enincha?<BR> --Samalota bala jan.<BR> --Papa!<BR> --Incha bala jan?<BR> --Samaloti mis em uzum.<BR> <BR> The moral of the story is: Yerexan but e yev shataker.

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OOOOPS!!!

Ooremn mi hat mard u knik amusnanum en u srants arachi <BR> gisherna. Srank portsum portsum en irants gorts@ anen <BR> bayts inch vor chi statsvum. Es mard@ tchar@ ktrats <BR> asuma knkan:<BR> knik du parki voterd chri es el khelnem gardirobi glkhin<BR> u ktrnem @ntits.<BR> Es knik@ asuma ba ha<BR> Es knik@ parkuma posen @ndunuma es mardn el helnuma gardirobi <BR> verev@ u trnuma knka vren.<BR> Es knik@ sents a anum;<BR> Uuuuukh es inch lav er haziv statsvets!!!<BR> Es mardn el asuma: <BR> Aj knik hl@ spasi vots hanem!<BR> <BR>Sent by Dianka([email protected] or [email protected])

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problem

Mi hat mard havakum a 33-33-33 u asum a <BR> -Akhper-jan mi hat shtap ognutiun zangi eli, <BR> mats mnatsel a 3-i metch.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

zokanch

-ape zokanchd kendani a?<BR> -ha.<BR> -inch kendania?<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

avtobusi . . .

mi goghakan kangnatsa linum avtobusi yetevum. mekel avtobus@ sharzhvuma<BR> sarits nerkev u araganum. Es goghakan <BR> tghen tesnuma vor mek@ avtobusi etevits vazuma vor hasni.<BR> goghakan@ glukh@ patuhanits hanuma<BR> u sran asuma:<BR> -ape, kamats vazi, te che gisher@ kshres takd.<BR> -akhar vor imanas yes ov em, du kqakes takd.<BR> -khi do oves vor?<BR> -YES ET AVTOBUSI SHOFERN EMMM!!!.....<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

abarantsin

Abarantsin u erevantsin parkats en linum hivandanotsi mi palatum. <BR> Es abarantsin lobi a kerats linum u gisher@ besamt <BR> hoter a hanum. Es erevantsin &ar@ ktrats <BR> vertsnum a mi hat klizma, ira shlangov banov u mttsnum a abarantsu <BR> kamak@ u mjus tser@ hamun a patuhanits. Mtatsum a inchkan uzuma tokh tri, <BR> hot@ durs kga.<BR> Aravot erevantsin shut zartnum a tesnum a es <BR> abarantsin karmrats -kaptats nstats a. Hartsnuma<BR> -Aj akhper es incha hetd ekhel?<BR> -Aj tsavd tanem, el mi asa. Aravot@ zartnetsi tesnem<BR> akhiks durs a @nkel, minchev mttsretsi, hogis durs ekav!<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

ERKU ESH

erku esh antarov kailumein u mek@ muisin asuma:<BR> "ara stegh mi hat vagr eghner @sents [email protected] u [email protected](choke)"<BR> mekel koxkits vagr@ asuma: "inch asir?"<BR> es el asuma:"de esh esh khosum enk eli"<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Uremn linuma chi linum... De vor chi linum el vonts patmem?<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

HOSANQ

Tati jan mihat en provud& ches qtci ste?<BR> Tatik& tnqalov kranuma,provud& vekalum u qtcum batcakanchoxin.<BR> Sa el provud& brnuma u iranitc davolni shura gali u &nkeroch& <BR> asum:-Tesar ara vor faz& cher?<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

aparantsu zarmank@

Aparantsin mi inch vor mez anhayt aritov yerevantsineri <BR> vra jghaynatsats a linum, gnum a mi mets tndanot a arnum <BR> hanum shosh@ u krakum Yerevani vra. Bayts de bnakanabar <BR> koghmer@ xarnum a u Aparanin a krakum. Gnum tesnum a <BR> kar kari vra chi mnatsel u asum: <BR> - Ara es vor stegha @sents kand u karab, ed uremn Erevanum <BR> inch klni ?!<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

AVTOBUS

Lik@ avtobusum mi mard myusi vot@ troruma ev darnuma nran<BR> vor nerohutyun asi ,isk na el patascanuma:<BR> -Achper jan, usha, arden mechkid tkel em......<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Khmatse tramvajum

Tramvaj erku khmats en mtnum. Mek@ koch a anum:<BR> - Zhokhovurd!<BR> Voch voq dzen chi hanum - ar en hamarum.<BR> - Zhokhovuuurd!!<BR> Dzen chka.<BR> - Zhokhovuurd!!!<BR> Banu tekh chen dnum - de khmatsa, inch ases...<BR> Inqnel fruma @nkeroch@ asuma:<BR> - Mzo, hangist [email protected], stekh mard chka.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tok@ (hosanq)

-Aper, tokic vakhum es?<BR> -Che, aper, [email protected] em

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Anqun Mard@

Mi mard chi karoghanum qni, gnuma bjshkji.<BR> - Inch anem qnem, bjishk jan?<BR> - De minchev yereq@ hashvi, kqnes.<BR> - Vonts vsevo minchev yereq@?<BR> - Maximum minchev chorsits 15 pakas.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Zokanch@ merav

Meki zokanch@ merav. @nker@ hartsnuma:<BR> -Inchits merav?<BR> Asuma:<BR> -Tuynavor sunk er kerel.<BR> -Ba achk@ khi er kapuyt?<BR> -Cher utum, dra hamar.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Merats Mart<BR> <BR> Mi hat Leninakantsia mernum. Taghman vakht, hogh@ ltsnum en,<BR> ltsnum pos@ chi pakvum.<BR> Kin@ asuma:<BR> -Tso, beran batsa mnatsel.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Harbats mart! (correct version)

Mi hat harbats mart, tun@ nstats, durn en tsetsum.<BR> Hartsnuma:<BR> -Ov a?<BR> Asuma:<BR> -Yes em.<BR> Mtatsuma, karogha yes em, dursn em mnatsel?<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Plankhyash@

Mi angam mi plankyash ppzats a linum Hanrapetutian <BR> Hraparakum, lriv anjatvats. Mi mard motenum asum a:<BR> - Ape, karogh a lutski unenas.<BR> Esi lriv anjo teskov sksum a dzernerov doshin, u porin<BR> khpel , vor tesni uni te chuni, mek el lriv ankap<BR> asum a:<BR> - Ara es vonts em niharel...<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mekh@

Mi angam mi mard mernum a. Vor yerkink a hasnum, Gabriel<BR> Hreshtak@ hartsnum a: "Menk kez ugharkelu enk djoghk.<BR> Bayts djoghki tesaki @ntrutiun@ kez enk toghnum: uzum<BR> es kapitalistakan gnas, te komunistakan?" Esi mtatsum a,<BR> u voroshum a gnal kapitalistakan. <BR> Du mi asa, es kapitalistakan djoghk@ splashnoy kayfa linum<BR> Ameninch lik@!! Amboghj or@ inch uzum es ara. Menak te<BR> amen yereko jam@ 9-in mi satana e galis, u &aktin mi hat<BR> 100 hamaranots mekh khpum, u aravot@ galis hanum a. Es<BR> mardun ameninch shat dura galis...de mekhn el mi shat<BR> ban chi, kdimana. Bayts verj@ mi or voroshum a te "Ara,<BR> hla ari mi hat el gnam sovetakan djoghk, tesnenk entegh <BR> vonts a." Es Gabrielin asum a, eni sran komunistakan<BR> djoghk a netum. Eli, ameninch lik@, tapats, kyank a vor<BR> vayeli (aveli shut "mah a vor vaeli"). Es yerekoyan jam@<BR> 9in es mard@ spasum a satanain, bayts voch mi satana el<BR> chi galis. Nuyn el hajord orer@. Es mardun sagh lriv a <BR> dur galis. Esi mi kani amis aprum a stegh, u mi or hartsnum<BR> mi urish mardu: "Lsi, vor amerikakan djoghkum ei, amen<BR> or &aktneris mekh ein khpum. Ba stegh khi chen khpum?" Esi<BR> asum a: "Ay mard, de ches imanum incha? Mi or mekh chka,<BR> mi or prarab chka. Yeramsyaki verjum galis en sagh irek<BR> amsva tegh@ kpum!"<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapavorutjun

Erku harbats patic brnats gnum en. Mek el aradjic gnacox@ <BR> hasnum e pati verdjin u @nknum. Hetevits ekox@ asum e:<BR> - Ara akhper, @nchi eir enkan khmum vor voti vra <BR> chkaroxanas kangnel.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

JPIT

Erku @nker prospektov etumen, mekel mi hat sirun nanara<BR> demnerits galis. Es nanar@ nayuma erku @nkernerits mekin<BR> u jptuma. Verchin@ myusin asuma:<BR> <BR> - Ape tesar nayets vres u jptats?<BR> - Ara, et incha? Es vor qez arachi angam tesa xndaluts merelei!<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Zargatsats Vardanik@

Uremn Vardaniki her@ galis a tun ev tesnum a vor &ashaseniakum luis ka.<BR> -Levi em kashel-Asum a Vardanik@.<BR> -Maladets!-Patasxanum a her@.<BR> Baits mekel &ashaseniaki luis@ hangum a u kuxniai luisn a varvum , heto<BR> texi luis@ hangum a u spalnii luisna varvum.Ev aidpes sharunak.<BR> -Ara , Vardanik , es xia sents? -Hartsnum a her@.<BR> -Svetaforits em kashel!<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

nerqin dzayn@

Mi angam mi goghagan(im nman <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> ) tsarayum a banakum. Mi or<BR> starshinan sran nkatoghutiun a anum, bayts de, esi nagli kerpov<BR> tasibov tgha er, u dra hamar sran vat dzevov krfum a: "Yes ku mer@...!"<BR> Es starshinan kataghats sran tanum a majori mot. Es gogh@ mtatsum a:<BR> "Hern em anitsel, mera!" Mek el sra nerkin dzayn@ asum a: "Che, hl@<BR> chmerar. Vor major@ ga, dran mi hat sila tur." Es zinvor@ lsum a, u<BR> vor major@ galis a, mi hat chapalax a hastsnum dran. Es major@ lav<BR> jghaynanum a, u sran tanum a generali mot. Hima es zinvorakan@ eli<BR> mtatsum a: "Ara, hima lriv mera!" Mek el es nerkin dzayn@ eli te<BR> "che, hl@ chmerar. Vor general@ ekav, mi hat grsi dra bernin." Es<BR> general@ galis a, u es zinvor@ mi hat tuyn dzevov boksum a dran.<BR> Mek el es nerkin dzayn@ asum a: "@h@! Eghav! Ay hima ISKAKANITS<BR> merats es!"<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Axpar@

Mi angam 1948 tvin mi axpar Hayastan a veradarnum. Hents mi<BR> amis antsnum a, esi sksum a: "Esinj ban glne?! Asiga kyank e?<BR> As yergren VOCHINCH CHKA! DADARGUTIUN!" yev ayln, yev ayln...<BR> Chekan vor sra masin imanum a,<BR> sran brum en. Bayts chen uzum spanats @lnen--verjapes<BR> tghen hay a--menak mi lav vaxatsnen. Sran asum en "Uremn@,<BR> du joghovrdi tshnami es vor tents baner es asum, u dra<BR> hamar kez piti gndakaharutian yentarkenk." Esi te "Gndagaharek.<BR> Anon vojinj poxvelu che. As bedudiun@ vonts<BR> axkat er,aynbes el axkat kmna." Verj@ sran tanum en, kangnatsnum,<BR> bayts zinvorneri hratsanneri mej pampusht chen dnum. Hima<BR> hramanatar@ gorum a "Krak!", hratsanner@ chrxkum en. Es<BR> axpar@ zarmankits esh a ktrum: "PAMPUSHT AL CHUNIQ????!"<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hav@

Mi angam mi axpar galis a Hayastan bnakvelu. Mi kani<BR> amis heto kataghats grum a ir harazatnerin artasahmanum.<BR> "Ara es inch ban a?! Ste vochinch chka! Datarkutiun!<BR> Ameninch shan gin uni! Patkeratsnum es, mi hav@ arje<BR> 35 rubli! Axr havi eghats@ inch a vor edkan shat lini?"<BR> KGB-i joghovurd@ brnum a sra namak@, berum en dem@ tught <BR> u gricha dnum, asum:<BR> --De hima hi kargin namak gri tesnenk! Te che...yes ku mer@!<BR> Es axpar@ vaxetsats grum a:<BR> "Ay mard! Es yerkir@ draxt a, draxt! Ameninch ka, lik@.<BR> Aratutiun a ha! Xanutner@ lik@, ejan! Agnam pigh ka! <BR> Mi pigh@ arje 32 rubli...bayts asa pigh@ indz inchin a petk,<BR> hena 3 rubli kaveltsnem mi hat hav karnem!"

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Hagusti xndir@

Mi angam mi mard vor tun a galis, tesnum a<BR> kin@ tklor nstats a ankoghnun. Asum a:<BR> --Aghji, inch a yeghel?<BR> --Shor chunem hagnelu!<BR> --Vonts te chunes! (batsum a hagusti paharan@) Es mek shor...<BR> es erku shor...es yerek shor...barev Valod...es chors shor... <BR> Verj@ es sents antsnum a. Hima hajord or@ galis a, u eli<BR> nuyn@--knik@ tklor nstats a ankoghnun:<BR> --Esor inch a yeghel?<BR> --Shor chunem hagnelu!<BR> --Axr vonts te chunes? (batsum a hagusti paharan@) Es mek shor...<BR> es erku shor...es yerek shor...barev Sako, vor tenas Valodin<BR> asa vor beran@ jardelu em!

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"Pokrik tghan"--marazm!

Pokrik tghan tsar@ bardzratsav<BR> Tseruk pahak@ hratsan@ hanav,<BR> Lsvets krakots, pokrik@ &chats,<BR> "Vetserordn er!" tseruk@ jptats.

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Zonkanch@

Mi angam mard u knik "sarsap" kino en nayum.<BR> Mek el hankartsaki mi hat gazan a durs galis.<BR> Es knik@ gorum a:<BR> --Mama jan!<BR> Amusin@:<BR> --Ara ha e! Yes el asum em es um a nman!

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Parashutist@

Mi angam mi mard man a galis, mek el tesnum a mi parashutisti,<BR> vor tsexi mej kangnats ir parashutn a havakum. Es sran <BR> hartsnum a:<BR> --Ay axper, ed inch es anum?<BR> --De inch asem, parashutist em eli!<BR> --Ha! Es ko gortsn el gorts chi ha: amboghj or@ [email protected]@p!

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Taksist@!

Mi angam mek@ taksuts helnum a, u arants pogh@ mutselu<BR> paxnum a. Es taksu varord@ taksiov sra hetevits a @nknum. <BR>Verj@ esi hognum kangnum a. Es taksu varord@ dur@ batsum<BR> u sran erku gandon a talis. Esi zarmatsats hartsnum a.<BR> --Ba es inchi hamar?<BR> --Mek@ vor glxit kashes, vor sagh imanan vor gandon es,<BR> isk myus@ vor klrit kashes, vor ko nman gandonner chtsnven!

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zonkanch

Mi angam meki zokanch@ Leninakanum mernum a, sran tanum<BR> en vor Kirovakanum taghen. Mek@ motenum hartsnum a:<BR> --Bayts xi hents Leninakanum el chek taghum?<BR> --Leninakani hoghum ameninch tslum a!

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Taghum@

Erku urac irar het erekva taghuman masinen xosum. Mek@ mjusin<BR> asuma:"Ara, baic vat taghumer, vor erazhshtutjun@ tvin, baci<BR> mezanic el voch vok cher parum."

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Esh esh@

Mi or napastak@ antarov gnuma, mek el tesni esh@ tsari tak nstats latsuma.<BR> Nap " Ara esh ho kez ban chen asel, gnank sakhin khpenk brat..."<BR> Esh " To che ara tsavd tanem, prosto vor merd u herd esh @lnein obidni cher <BR>@lni".

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Irek bidzeq@ u geghetsik kin@.

Mi angam, mi haykakan gyughum, yerek bidza nstatsen linum<BR> gyughamejum. Mek el srants demov mi partam marmnov sirun <BR> yeritasard kin e antsnum. Es mi parav@ asum a:<BR> "Ara hishum em, vor jahel eink, srants inch lav eink e dzer tali!"<BR> Es myus@ asum a:<BR> "Ha ara! Kam el brnum eink u shrtunkner@ hamburum!"<BR> Es yerord@ asum a:<BR> "Hishum em mi ban el eink anum, bayts te inch, chem hishum."<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Motsakn u pigh@ avtobus en nstum.<BR> Motsak: Ara hop kazyol, votis vra kaynar!!

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The donkey will stay a donkey, even if it goes to Mekka.

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Taxu Varord

Mi xmats mard motenum e taxu varordin u hartcnume<BR> Lsir axper, mer metj asats, khani ropeum k gnas massiv u het kgas ?<BR> Taxu varordy: De ethe probka shlini, karmir luis chvarvi erevi mi 15<BR> ropeum.<BR> Xmatc mardy: DE ed depchum sut khsi masiv u het ari vor gnankh erord mas!

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Mi angam inqnatirum ansarkutyuna linum. Inchkan ber ka durs en tapum vor mi <BR>kich tetevana, eli chi ognum. Stipvats en linum ughevornerits mekin zohaberel. <BR>Yerkar mtatseluts heto styuardesan motenuma abarancun u asum: [email protected] jan, <BR>duk patrast ek hanun hay azgi prkutyan mi pokr inknuruyn trichk gortsadrek? <BR>-Vay, kur jan, ba da aselu bana, iharke, asa inch pti anem. <BR>-Espes dzerkerd ktapahares u [email protected] krknes "Yes baze em, yes baze em", u <BR>hangist mer het havasar ktrnes. Aparantsin arants yerkar-barak mtatselu <BR>miangamits dur@ batsuma trnum. Mi kani ropeits, yerb arden amen inch <BR>kargavorvatsa linum, dur@ tsetsum en. Styuardesan batsuma, tesnum aparantsin <BR>tknajan teverov tapaharuma u asum: "Kur jan, en bejura tsti anun@ vonts er?"

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Erku @nker handipum en irar poghotsum, mek@ myusin asuma:<BR> -Vonts es?<BR> -Vat <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> Erek tuns pajar @nkav, [email protected] merav.<BR> -Iya-a-a, inch es asum. Xeghch mard@ varvav?<BR> -To che, 9-rd harkits trav.<BR> -Inch es asum, uremn trav u merav ha?<BR> -Che, takin cancov kangnats eink.<BR> -Uremn xeghchi sirt@ chdimatsav.<BR> -Ara, che e che, @nkav cancin, atbit eghav.<BR> -Inch es asum, uremn et 2 angam trneluts heto nor varvets?<BR> -Che, eli trav 9-rd harkits, norits atbit eghav, het trav.<BR> -Ara de arden iskakanits e davadit arir, verj@ inchits merav de?<BR> -Ba-a-a, mez el ay tents nadoel arets vor stipvats odum xpink.

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Mi mard mekenayov tegha gnum, mek el champi kesin es mekenan pchanuma. <BR>Dursa galis kataghats, molorvats chgiti inch ani. Bzbzuma, bzbzuma, ban chi <BR>statsvum. Mek el koghkits mi dzia motenum te ba:<BR> -Axper jan, es incha patahel?<BR> -To yes shat gitem, es mekenan pchatsav, yes el lriv arden ushatsa gortsits.<BR> -Hl@ mi koghm kashvi, tesnem yes inch karam anem.<BR> Verj@ es dzin inch-vor larera kapkpum irar, mekenan sksuma ashxatel. Es mard@ <BR>vogevorvats sran shnorakalutyuna asum, nstum vor gna, mi 100 metr chantsats <BR>mekenan paytuma. Es xeghch@ arden lriv xelagarvats dursa galis, mi lav es <BR>dziun hayhoyum. Et pahin dimatsi gyughits mi marda antsnum hartsnum:<BR> -Ay axper, es inch pordzanka ekel glxid?<BR> -Ara sus, el mi asa. Nor mi dzi er antsnum, kpav te tur sarkem ha sarkem. <BR>Yes el tvetsi. Hima xndrem, tvets mashinis yotn u qarasuk@ mek arets.<BR> -Axper jan, inch dzi er, sev?<BR> -Ha, sev.<BR> -Chakatin spitak xal kar?<BR> -Ha kar, xi vor?<BR> -Vay, ko xighch@ chplvi, et Gagoi dzina, en mashinits ban chi haskanum...

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-Allo, barev dzez, da 55-55-55 e?<BR> -Ayo, inche patahel?<BR> -Shtap zangek 03, mats mnatsel e heraxosi 5 hamari tak...

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Agravin hartsnum en:<BR> -Kani tari es aprum?<BR> -De vor chkrram, yerevi mi 500 tari kaprem eli.

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PALTO

Karoche, es gel@ napastakin lriv chmoyatsnuma, amen angam tenaluc chapalaxum u<BR>asuma:"Ara palton xi ches hagel?" <BR>Es napastaks lriv vnushkeki mej etuma arji mot u lriv patmuma. <BR>Myus or@ arj@ kanchuma gelin u harcnum:"Axper, es banu gorts chunes, es<BR>napastakin tanjeluc baci?" <BR>"Eh, arj jan, es dra verj@ piti tam, shata nerveris vra azdum",- asuma gayl@. <BR>"Ara de gone mi hat lav patchar gti, cigaretneri hetevits uxarki!" <BR>Gayl@ tenc el anuma. Kanchuma napastakin, asum: "Ara, shldik, gna cigaret ar!" <BR>Nap: Inch cigaret, gayl axper?<BR> Gel: Astra<BR> Nap: Inch guyni?<BR> Gel: Karmir<BR>Napastak@ lriv geli asats@ anuma, berum talisa cigaret@<BR>Gel: Astraya? Karmir?<BR>Nap: Ha, gel axper, lriv ko asats@ arel em<BR>Gel: Apres.... To ba palton xi ches hagel?

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Tarapyal@...

Once an Armenian goes to Russia, and gets to know a nice woman.<BR> When they get close enough, they decide to "visit the bedroom."<BR> Our ardent Armenian behaves to unpatiently, so the lady says to<BR> him: "Nu ti ne toropis, ne toropis!"<BR> "Che pti tarapem!!"

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Vartik@

vartanoush@ galis e toon asoom e<BR> V: mama esor tgherk@ top@ ktsoom in tsari vra <BR> ou asoom gna ber.<BR> M: aj kjool@ tam glkhit oozoom ein vartikt tesnin<BR> mjous or@ Vartanoush het e galis asoom<BR> V: mama esor or zxari vra gnatsim [email protected] hanam<BR> vor tgherk@ chtesnen.<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Zokanch II

Meki zokanchi taghumn a.<BR> Dagagh@ tanum en mi kich koghki shur tekats.<BR> Koghkits antsnogh mi mard hartsnum a:<BR> - Ay mard, ed dagagh@ inchi ek tekats tanum ?<BR> Pesen pataskhanum a:<BR> - Sus ! Vor mechki vra a parkum, khrratsnum a.

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Plankjashi jeser@

Plankjas@ nstata linum dumkegi mech.<BR> Mtatcuma : <BR> - Es jes...<BR> Hajlu mej iran tesnelov avelacnuma:<BR> - Es el jes<BR> Ed ropein dur@ tkhkacnumen. <BR> Harcnuma:<BR> - Ova?<BR> - Es.<BR> - Eli jes?????!!!!!

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Zokanj

Meki zokanj@ mernuma, taghumna...<BR> <BR> Ameninch tegh@ teghin, dagagh@ hanum en durs.<BR> Adatov dnumen seghanin etc.. heto hanumen vor<BR> ptten u tanen. Henc vor 180 astichan pttumen, <BR> pesu ushk@ gnuma, u @nknuma... zhoghuvrda haziv<BR> ushkiya berum sran u heto harcnumen:<BR> - ay tgha, hett inch eghav?<BR> pesen patasxanuma:<BR> - ay mard, henc pttecin, karceci te het en tanum...

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Menk enk mer hnaramtutiun@!

Mi angam experiment en anum. Mi hayi vertsnum u gtsum en<BR> mi anmardabnak kghzu vra. Mi hing tari heto galis en, u<BR> inch tesnen! Mi amboghj kaghak, palatner, zargatsogh<BR> ardyunaberutiun!! Es mer hayn el mi palatum mi ksan knoj<BR> @nkerutian mej ir jamanakn e vayelum. Sran hartsnum en--<BR> "Ara, et vonts arir!?"<BR> "Inch asem akhper jan, ayy ssssents petk er!!!"

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Sayat-Nova

Mi angam, Vrastani takavor@ Sayat-Novain ir mot e kanchum.<BR> "Sayat?! Lsel em rabiz es nvagum?!!"<BR> "Chi, arka, blif in anum! Ba yis im kamanchan<BR> electrogitari het kpokhim?!"<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Terter@

Mi angam, Kumayrium, mi terter gisherov tun a gnum.<BR> Mek el hetevits mi gogh a galis, us shat hankartsaki asum:<BR> "Terter orhni!"<BR> "Vay orhnats @lnes ghakhpi tgha, es vonts vakhtsrir!!"<BR> <BR>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yes tents hanakner chem sirum!

Mi angam mi tgha dimatsini mejkin a tkum. Esi frum a:<BR> "Chem jgum, et lrjov er te hanakov?"<BR> "Lrjov!"<BR> "Ha, yesim te...Te che yes @tents hanakner chem sirum!"

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Agrav@

Mi angam, spanutiun e linum. Meghavorin hartsaknnum en:<BR> "Ba ed vonts eghav vor iran spanetsir!"<BR> "De inch asem, divanin nstats urum ei. Mek el jogem<BR> dimatsi stolbin mi agrava nstats. Yes iran asum<BR> em "[email protected]!!!" Ink@ te "[email protected]@ mamat a!" Yes el<BR> vorsordakan@ beri kraketsi -- atvyortken mi koghm trav,<BR> plaskaguptsin myus yan!"

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Zonkach

Mihat mart muysin hartsenuma:"Zonkachet kentaniya?"<BR>Marte asuma:"Ayo."<BR>"Inch tesaki kentaniya - entani te vayri?"

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Agravner

Agravner@ etumen bar, lav khemumen. Heto uzumen trnelov gnan tun, bayts <BR>chen karum. Agravi meke asuma: "Tghek, arek esor el votov etank."

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