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Old Feb 21, 2002, 15:55   #1
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Prixodit starichok k vrachu govorit:
Starichok: Doktor u menya kompleks nepolnocennosti!
Vrach: Davayte ya vas osmotryu...

posle osmotra.............
Vrach: Eto ne kompleks....


Vixodit chelovek iz centra issled. SPIDa
- URRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
-Chto proneslo???
- Net SIFILIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shtirlic idet po lesu sli****:
KU-KU, KU-KU
-Kukushka, - podumal shtirlic
-Sam ti kukushka - podumal Muller

Sporyat gollandec, nemec i russkiy u kogo v strane bol'she mazoxistov..
Gollandec: U nashix sosedey vecherom sobirayutsa 6-7 mazoxistov!!!
Nemec: A u nas v klubax sobirayutsa 100ni!!!
Russkiy: A vot u nas na match Spartaka s Bavariey sobralos' 30,000 MAZOXISTOV!

Abarancin @ngeruhu het dus a galis man galu, curt a linum, es @ngeruhin tetev hagats saruma, asuma:
Vay es inch curt a !
Es Abarancin pal'toi vorotnik@ barcacnelov asuma:
Ha chisht es asum, lav a es esor kak-raz taq em hagats!

I eshe odin poshlen'kiy, sorry...

Negr-pedik grabit bank, vzyal zolojnikov i vse v etom rode...
Priezsjayut menti, odin samiy xrabriy iz nix govorit - Ya poydu dogovoryus' s negrom!
Zaxodit, tak ostorojno... negra ne vidno... zovet:
Negr??? gde ti??? Negr??? Ne- gr - gr - gr - gr.

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