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10 | Prixodit starichok k vrachu govorit: Starichok: Doktor u menya kompleks nepolnocennosti! Vrach: Davayte ya vas osmotryu... posle osmotra............. Vrach: Eto ne kompleks.... Vixodit chelovek iz centra issled. SPIDa - URRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! -Chto proneslo??? - Net SIFILIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shtirlic idet po lesu sli****: KU-KU, KU-KU -Kukushka, - podumal shtirlic -Sam ti kukushka - podumal Muller Sporyat gollandec, nemec i russkiy u kogo v strane bol'she mazoxistov.. Gollandec: U nashix sosedey vecherom sobirayutsa 6-7 mazoxistov!!! Nemec: A u nas v klubax sobirayutsa 100ni!!! Russkiy: A vot u nas na match Spartaka s Bavariey sobralos' 30,000 MAZOXISTOV! Abarancin @ngeruhu het dus a galis man galu, curt a linum, es @ngeruhin tetev hagats saruma, asuma: Vay es inch curt a ! Es Abarancin pal'toi vorotnik@ barcacnelov asuma: Ha chisht es asum, lav a es esor kak-raz taq em hagats! I eshe odin poshlen'kiy, sorry... Negr-pedik grabit bank, vzyal zolojnikov i vse v etom rode... Priezsjayut menti, odin samiy xrabriy iz nix govorit - Ya poydu dogovoryus' s negrom! Zaxodit, tak ostorojno... negra ne vidno... zovet: Negr??? gde ti??? Negr??? Ne- gr - gr - gr - gr. <img src="biggrin2.gif" border="0"> |
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