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Old 12.04.2002, 17:25   #1
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Taoism **** happens

Confucianism Confucius say, '**** happens'

Buddhism **** happening is an illusion

Islam **** happening is the will of Allah

Hinduism This **** happened before

Protestant Let **** happen to someone else

Catholicism **** happens because you don't work hard enough

Judaism Why does this **** always happen to us?

Christian Science If **** happens, pray and it will go away

Atheism **** happens for no reason

Agnostic Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't

Hare Krishna **** happens, **** happens, **** -**** happens

Stoicism So **** happens---I can take it

Scientology Feces occurs

Jehovah Witness Let us in and we'll tell you why **** happens
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