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Old Mar 5, 2002, 03:33   #1
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the
local university. The examination
was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was
very strict and told the class that
any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be
accepted and the student would fail. A
half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the
professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated
sarcastically as he handed the student
a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor
called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All
except the late student, who
continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the
professor who was sitting at his desk
preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack
of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student
looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed
exams, stuffed his in the middle,
and walked out of the room.
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