10 things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time

[PsilocybeLarvae]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

3. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

4. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

7. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

9. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

and last but not least,

10. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly .....'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!

[acid]

I'll try today number 5