DEFENITIONS

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DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.

ATOM BOMB
An invention to end all inventions.

RUMOR
News that travels more than the speed of sound.

CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but do not read

DICTIONARY
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

MARRIAGE
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
woman gains her master.

FATHER
A banker provided by nature.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OPTIMIST
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.

ETC
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.

IT PROFESSIONAL
One who is paid for sending and receiving such Emails !