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Old 27.07.2002, 23:11   #1
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Smile Lawyer's love letters

For your files and reference

Dearest Girl

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you
since Tuesday, the 17th of March 2002. With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 17th of March 2002 at 1500 hours, I would like
to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months
and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course,
upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially
be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I
might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this
letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further
notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister,
if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,


Dear Boy:

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be
informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance.

Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction.
However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits.
Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any
chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part,then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I
shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jag is in order.
Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself.

If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of
interest. Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,

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Old 29.07.2002, 05:12   #2
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