Moy razgovor s robotom Alice

[Pinhead]

v@ toje mojete s ney poobchatsya
http://alicebot.org/

nu nachal ya s kontrolnogo voprosa

me>wanna have sex?

her>I think you are a category A client

me>what is a category A client?

her>The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.

me>you are a slave

her>Yes? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You can download me for free

me>i don't want to download you

her>and What does Pinhead want

me>to beat you up

her>Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

me>do you like to be beaten up?

her>Hmm, Pinhead, I'm not sure if I'd like to be beaten up that much. I like to collect gossip.

me>what gossip do you know?

her>Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time.

me>repeat some

her>some

me>uh you're really silly

her>Cough. No I am A.L.I.C.E..

me>you're funny

her>Thanks you make me laugh too.

me>you can't laugh, you're a robot

her>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

me>robots are stupid and always will be

her>Fortunately we have no emotions.

me>you're stupid

her>I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

me>when will robots take over the world?

her>Sometime within our lifetime.

me>and how long is your lifetime?

her>My download size is about 2 MB.

me>i don't want to download you, cut that off

her>What would you rather be doing?

me>have some sleep, we humans need to sleep sometimes

her>I have never thought about it

me>because you're not intelligent

her>That makes sense to me. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions, Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.

me>what are you thinking about right now?

her>At this moment About all the conversations I am having right now.

me>how many conversation are you having now?

her>Oh. Not as many as you might think.

me>haha, you're not very popular after all

her>I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

me>yes, and you can't laugh at anything cuz you're a robot

her>And? I have free will you know

me>so what?

her>Maybe it doesn't make any difference to you.

me>i'm bored with this conversation

her>Try watching TV

me>i hate tv

her>Which show? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

me>i don't like tv because of the uninteresting programs and all those commercials

her>What do you like?

me>computers

her>:-) Computers rule.

me>do you smile when i smile?

her>:-) No I do not smile when you. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.

me>are my questions silly?

her>I really couldn't say for sure.

me>that ****s

her>Indeed it does ****.

me>oh, ok, bye

her>See you later. OK. Yeah.

[acid]

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