Answering Machine Messages

PsilocybeLarvae · Jun 21, 2002, 08:41

"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."

"This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and
a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."

"Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave
me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."

"Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave
a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back."

"You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very
sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to
resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly
compelled to leave your name, number, and a message."

(Narrator's voice

There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the
telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet
paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible
speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain.
The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message.

Flyer · Jun 26, 2002, 18:59

NU ti daesh ot.kuda ti eto dataesh...mne osobenno ponravilos pro gipnos....
Cool ,po bolshe bi takix ldey kak ti....

Yerkanian · Jun 26, 2002, 21:32

De hima patkeracreq nuyn@ hayeren, Sos Sargsiani dzenov

Jun 21, 2002, 08:41	#1
PsilocybeLarvae the happiest girl Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Yerevan Posts: 2,521 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 73	Answering Machine Messages "Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." "This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call." "Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you." "Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back." "You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message." (Narrator's voice There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message. __________________ So much good, so much evil. Just add water. (c)

Jun 26, 2002, 18:59	#2
Flyer Дошкольник Join Date: May 2002 Location: Erevan Posts: 135 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 10	NU ti daesh ot.kuda ti eto dataesh...mne osobenno ponravilos pro gipnos.... Cool ,po bolshe bi takix ldey kak ti.... __________________ "Have Fun,While You Can,If you can?!"

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Jun 26, 2002, 21:32	#3
Yerkanian freelancer Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the same place Posts: 592 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 10	De hima patkeracreq nuyn@ hayeren, Sos Sargsiani dzenov