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Old 05.08.2002, 06:32   #1
the happiest girl
 
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Post The Biggest Lies

The check is in the mail.

I'll respect you in the morning.

I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

It's only a cold sore.

My wife doesn't understand me.

Of course I love you.

I am getting a divorce.

It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

..but we can still be good friends.

She means nothing to me.

Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

I'll call you later.

Now, I'm going to tell you the truth

I *love* your new (hat/haircut/dress/suit...)!

..then take a left. You can't miss it.

Yes, I did.

Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile.
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