The Biggest Lies

PsilocybeLarvae · Aug 5, 2002, 05:32

The check is in the mail.

I'll respect you in the morning.

I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

It's only a cold sore.

My wife doesn't understand me.

Of course I love you.

I am getting a divorce.

It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

..but we can still be good friends.

She means nothing to me.

Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

I'll call you later.

Now, I'm going to tell you the truth

I *love* your new (hat/haircut/dress/suit...)!

..then take a left. You can't miss it.

Yes, I did.

Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile.

Aug 5, 2002, 05:32	#1
PsilocybeLarvae the happiest girl Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Yerevan Posts: 2,523 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 73	The Biggest Lies The check is in the mail. I'll respect you in the morning. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. It's only a cold sore. My wife doesn't understand me. Of course I love you. I am getting a divorce. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing. ..but we can still be good friends. She means nothing to me. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. I'll call you later. Now, I'm going to tell you the truth I love your new (hat/haircut/dress/suit...)! ..then take a left. You can't miss it. Yes, I did. Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile. __________________ So much good, so much evil. Just add water. (c)

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