Armenian Knowledge Base  

Go Back   Armenian Knowledge Base > General Discussions > Fun
Register

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 15.03.2003, 09:12   #1
Moderator
 
Gayka's Avatar
 
Join Date: 04 2002
Location: Yerevan, Armenia
Age: 36
Posts: 2,636
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Reputation: 13 | 4
Default Clever use of marketing slogans

A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "Satisfaction, to the last drop...". So, the Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS." The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home
for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."
Reply With Quote
Old 15.03.2003, 21:59   #2
freelancer
 
Yerkanian's Avatar
 
Join Date: 06 2002
Location: the same place
Posts: 592
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Reputation: 0 | 0
Default

ROFLMAO
Reply With Quote
Old 17.03.2003, 21:35   #3
Дошкольник
 
levi's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03 2003
Location: Yerevan, Armenia
Age: 34
Posts: 64
Downloads: 2
Uploads: 0
Reputation: 0 | 0
Talking

Dzeec !!!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Reply

Thread Tools


На правах рекламы:
реклама

All times are GMT. The time now is 15:01.


Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.