Clever use of marketing slogans

Gayka · Mar 15, 2003, 08:12

A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "Satisfaction, to the last drop...". So, the Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS." The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home
for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

Yerkanian · Mar 15, 2003, 20:59

ROFLMAO

levi · Mar 17, 2003, 20:35

Dzeec !!!

Mar 15, 2003, 08:12	#1
Gayka Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Yerevan, Armenia Posts: 2,636 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 23	Clever use of marketing slogans A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "Satisfaction, to the last drop...". So, the Mother was happy. Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS." The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

Mar 17, 2003, 20:35	#3
levi Дошкольник Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Yerevan, Armenia Posts: 64 Rep Power: 0 Reputation: 10	Dzeec !!! __________________ Best Regards.

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Mar 15, 2003, 20:59	#2
Yerkanian freelancer Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the same place Posts: 592 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 10	ROFLMAO