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Old 04.04.2003, 19:29   #1
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Talking Как Буш общается с К.Райс :)

Представляю запись беседы Дж.Буша и К.Райс, последовавший сразу после утверждения Ху Цзиньтао в должности Председателя КНР. К сожалению, только по-английски, но в переводе будет уже совсем не то...

С уважением.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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Old 04.04.2003, 20:48   #2
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ой не могу, эс инч лавнер
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Old 04.04.2003, 23:27   #3
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, Yassir Hu
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Old 05.04.2003, 15:29   #4
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Обалдеть!!! Давненько я так не смеялась!!! А почему в General, а не в Fun, это что, правда???
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Old 05.04.2003, 15:57   #5
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в General больше народу, а насчет правда не правда какая разница, от Буша и не такое услышать можно
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Old 05.04.2003, 22:29   #6
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Ну тупые ... вот развалят страну по вине Куста и всё
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Old 05.04.2003, 22:34   #7
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da da da.... kakie mi tupie....

razvalim vsyu stranu... oy oy oy.....

interesno chiu?
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Old 05.04.2003, 22:44   #8
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DanYer- Это было от М. Задорнова. А смысл в том что американцы развалят(или уже это делают) собственную страну (США) по вине Буша (в переводе -куст)
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Old 05.04.2003, 23:04   #9
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zadornov - kretin s bol'shoi bukvi "M" a v poslednee vremya vashe opupel i shutki u nego durackie.....

a mi chto duraki chto li svoiu sobstvennuiu stranu razvalivat'??

vse budet putem
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Old 06.04.2003, 00:31   #10
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Очень похоже на
"Был у нас грузин. Фамилия - Гориндзе, а зовут его Авас...
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Old 07.04.2003, 07:23   #11
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Shat lavner.

Quote:
Originally posted by DaNYer
zadornov - kretin s bol'shoi bukvi "M" a v poslednee vremya vashe opupel i shutki u nego durackie.....

a mi chto duraki chto li svoiu sobstvennuiu stranu razvalivat'??

vse budet putem
Danyer, eto ne Zadornov otupel, eto ti amerikanizirovalsya
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Old 07.04.2003, 10:05   #12
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лол, DaNYer
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Old 07.04.2003, 14:12   #13
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i pust' mne ktoto dokajet chto eto ploxo....

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Old 07.04.2003, 16:21   #14
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Если ты действительно окончательно американизировался, то доказать тебе, что либо уже не представляется возможным. Американизм - отрицает много, в том числе нормальный юмор.
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Old 07.04.2003, 17:03   #15
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i pust' kto nit' dokajet mne chto u menya net chuvstva umora....
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