fun things to do on the plane ( :

[homicideyoyotte]

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Some fun things to do the next time you're on one of those long international flights to kill time...
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When two people kiss in the in flight movie, belch real loud.

When there's any nudity, hoot really loudly for a few minutes.

Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.



Run down the aisle screaming, "He's got a bomb! He's got a bomb!".



Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.


Give someone a coin, saying "Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I don't".



Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!".




Steal businessman's laptop, play solitaire on it.






Show off your Batman underwear.



Sneak into the cockpit and hit the warning alarm.



Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire as to why the fuel dial says "e".

Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice "Why do they call it the COCKpit?" then snort as if it's the funniest thing in the world.



Don't use deodorant, then "accidentally" stick your armpit in someone's face.




With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say "Never mind. Do you have any towels?".




Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!".




Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Kevin Costner or Goldie Hawn (This best then the person looks nothing like the movie star in question)



Take over the plane with a toy gun.

Yell to someone "Is it time to hijack the plane yet?" (Note: Do this when there are stewardess nearby).

To the person next to you, say "It's amazing that they didn't notice the grenade in my luggage.



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[Comandante]

Awesome I wish I saw somebody doing this, as I'm not going to