funeral fun :)

[homicideyoyotte]

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Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...




not : for guys only ( @mm, girls if you wanna do this stuff,, do with caution )





Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin{ daghagh) until you find your contact lens._

Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first._

Tell the widow that you're the dead person's gay lover._

Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased(meratsi het)_


Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the daghagh.



Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over._

Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood._

Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them._

Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.

Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.

Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.

Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tatooing on.

Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.



If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.

When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.


Get someone to call you on your cell phone during ceremony and pretend your talking to the deceased person.