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Old 16.10.2003, 07:07   #1
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Types Of women

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her
off.

WINDOWS woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live
without her.

EXCEL woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly
use her for your our
basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman:
Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also known as a ''WIFE"; when you are not expecting
her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will
lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her
you will lose
everything.......
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Old 16.10.2003, 07:23   #2
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VIRUS woman:
Also known as a ''WIFE"; when you are not expecting
her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will
lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her
you will lose
everything.......


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Old 16.10.2003, 19:42   #3
Hasta la victoria siempè!
 
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Old 16.10.2003, 20:10   #4
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Old 16.10.2003, 20:36   #5
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