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Old 23.10.2003, 16:01   #1
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but
not with all those flies and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life."

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal
anti smoking campaign.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country."

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are
the president."

-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm just the one to do it."

-- A congressional candidate in Texas

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

-- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."

-- Al Gore, Vice President

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"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another."

-- George Bush, US President

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."

-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

-- Bill Clinton, President

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

-- Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
if there is a change in your circumstances."

-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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Old 24.10.2003, 01:07   #2
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Originally posted by Gayka
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

Ot etix vyxodcev iz Alabamy osobo bol'she ozhidat' i ne prixoditsya!
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