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Old 08.11.2003, 13:10   #1
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Okay ppl don't know if you've seen it Thought to share ...

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,
limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Hot-sex 1.0 and Romance 9.9 but installed
undesirable programs such as Football 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Desperate Wife.

Dear Desperate Wife,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0
is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO
NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These
are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to
improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and
Keep-a-nice-body 10.1

Tech Support
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Old 08.11.2003, 22:43   #2
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we've seen even a russian version... hmmm this thingy is in the net for at leat 5 years....
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