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Old Jan 8, 2004, 14:00   #1
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I grex i jumor!

Postujte sjuda vse smeshnije istorki!
naprimer maja mat` pedagog ruskoga, prepodajet russkij v shkole.Tak vot proxodjat oni TArasa Bulbu nu i pishut socheneije....
Nu odin napisal v socheneii. Taras skazal: "Chem tebja porodil ja tebja i ubju"
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Old Jan 8, 2004, 16:12   #2
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Эта история столетней давности....
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Old Jan 8, 2004, 17:29   #3
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naprimer maja mat` pedagog ruskoga, prepodajet russkij v shkole.
оно и видно.
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Old Jan 8, 2004, 18:38   #4
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У автора топика угрожающе пугающая подпись...
А про то, что Катерина сиганула в Волгу тоже ученики твоей мамы писали???
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Old Jan 8, 2004, 18:47   #5
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Канэшна, тут его мама недавно запостила список перлов из сочинений своих учеников...
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Old Jan 9, 2004, 08:35   #6
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как-то раз во 2-м классе мы писали диктант о фашистах.

Во мне, семилетнем, уже настолько была "вбита" агитация о сволочах фашистах, что я сознательно написал слово "фашист" коряво, , потом еще и зачеркнул, и в результате получилась жирное пятно с едва различимым словом.

Но.. училка не поняла моего патриотизма, и я потерял один балл оценки
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Old Jan 21, 2004, 08:50   #7
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оно и видно.
Ponimajesh pravopisanije u menja xoroshee ne pochemu-to xromaet....
Greco el> sochustwuju....
Mija> znachit u mamenix uchenikow xoroshee chustvo jumora i anekdoti znajut!!!!
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Old Jan 21, 2004, 14:07   #8
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dprocakan pst-eric

"o Arpine es qez sirum em inchpes im erazneri aspetin"

"dagagh@ cer er ev aleher"

"na 2 hat mec krcqavandak uni"

"menq ajs amar patrastecinq liq@ hanaconer"

"esh@ ev hajriks miasin vazecin antar"

"Parandzem atguhin lajnatarac bacec tever@ ev slacav depi andund"

"...nra zinveorner@ hajlinerov spanecin parsiknerin"

"pgher@ harbel ein araghic u qandum ein amen inch"

"parsikner@ mec qin u ajlandak"

...vsjo el chem hishum
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Old Jan 22, 2004, 06:44   #9
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"na 2 hat mec krcqavandak uni"
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