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Old 27.06.2005, 10:54   #1
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Utrom okolo 11-i chasov nachalis' slabie sxvatki, bez konkretnoj pereodichnosti. Pozvonili vrachu, skazala priezzhaete. Priexali v Erebuni s ljogkost'ju, dazhe begom, podnjalis', na lestnice uvideli nashego vracha, ona posmotrela na Emmu, i skazala "Es du caveri meg es??? Ari naem."
Posmotrela skazala vsjo process nachalsja podnimaetes' v rodil'noe. Ya sprasil "a mozhno mne tozhe podnjatsja ne nadolgo" skazala "objazatel'no" (mjus angam tenc ban chem ani). Podnjalis' ustroilis' nachali xodit' po palate fiksirovat' sxvatki, ja masagiroval spinu, odnim slovom podderzhival zhenu i daval ej sily.
Okolo 15:00 otoshli vody, boli usililis', no terpeli. Chasov v 5 Emma izdala pervoe "Aaa" ot boli, i u menja nachali sdavat' nervy, k tomuzhe ja v tot den' s utra absolutno nichego ne el, eshjo minut cherez 30-40, pri vide pervoj krovi, ja uzhe ne smog smotret' na muchenija ljubimoj zheny i vyshel. Poshel s druz'jami poel, ruki drozhali, vypil pivka, nemnogo uspokoilsja i v 7 chasov zvonit mne moja zhjonushka i govorit "Vsjo, PAPA" u kap@ @ndatvuma. Ya begom k vrachu, poputi pozvonil BABUSHKAM, obnjal poceloval vracha, ona pozdravila menja skazala "SYN!!! ves 3150, rost 50, vsjo v porjadke rody proshli normal'no mama molodec slushalas'..." dalshe uzhe ne smog slushat', sprosil razreshenija podnjatsja k synochku s mamochkoj razreshila.
Zabegaju v palatu podletaju k zhene celuju pozdravlaju. Emma pokazivaet v storony pelenal'nog stola, ya ne ponimaju(ya dumal chto rebjonka zabrali), smotrju na stole nemnogo peljonok, voprositel'no smotrju na zhenu ona eshjo raz pokazivaet podxozhu a tam...(smotrite fotki).
Srazuzhe vzjal na ruki, on na menja tak serjozno posmotrel, tipa "Papas es? Qez tesnenq, gites tenc heshta? Ya vam eshjo pokazhu". Neskol'ko minut tak posmotreli drug na druga poznakomilis' pogovorili.
Vrachi skazali chto dlja pervyx rodov vsjo bylo ideal'no pravda bez shvov ne oboshlos', no eto normal'no. Zhjonushka moja molodec, nastroj byl boevoj, chto-to vrode "ya prishla sdelat' delo - rodit'". Sama na sebja serdilas' esli ne poluchalos' sdelat' to chto govorila vrach. Real'no sil'nie boli dlilis' 1,5-2 chasa, vot chto znachit pravil'no nastroit'sja. Na 3-ij den' nas vypisali i my uzhe 3-ij kak doma. Mama, papa i dve babushki begajut vokrug nego, zhena mne govorit rodi posravneniju s tepereshnemi zabotami "XAX U PAR ER".
VSJO TOL'KO NACHINAETSJA
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Old 27.06.2005, 10:57   #2
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VOT TAKIE VOT MY SURJOZNYE!!!
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Old 27.06.2005, 10:57   #3
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вах аман............................какая лапочка
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Old 27.06.2005, 11:09   #4
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вай какой мумусик!
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Old 27.06.2005, 11:14   #5
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Old 27.06.2005, 11:15   #6
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inch xelaci achqer uni.......mrut a.
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Old 27.06.2005, 11:17   #7
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АРА ЕС ЕРЕХУН хи ек джхайнацре ха?????
ИЯЯЯЯЯ
Гейтс Аствац пахи, лрив лава, глхиц анпакас линек 2 ел, шнораво АХПЕРС
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Old 27.06.2005, 11:23   #8
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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinch lavn aaaaa
Bajc verjin nkarum inchu eq jghajnacrel?
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Old 27.06.2005, 12:48   #9
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ваааах...утем ес мруты, ес инч лавна, ес инч кайф ерехая!!
Шнорхавор!!!
Красавец!Как зовут красавчика?
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Old 27.06.2005, 12:52   #10
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Gates, es inch hamov balik unes !
Karevory vor voch mi nkarum chi lacum, chem sirum vor erexun laceluc en nkarum...
btw, ba maman ura???
Trebuyu fotku mamy !!!
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Old 27.06.2005, 12:55   #12
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Xodjut tut vsjakie fotagrafirujut, cheloveku pokoja ne dajut!
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Old 27.06.2005, 13:03   #14
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Astavac iran pahi....molodci vi rebyata
es el em uzum, iiiii
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Old 27.06.2005, 13:03   #15
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Moraca asem...
Vernagiry shat durs ekav - "Как мы рожали"
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